i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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the bouncer was talking to the dude giving you head?
Baahahaha! I don't know why that hit me the same way it would a 7th grade boy but it did...don't judge me.
Had to be at Bucks
this was probably at bucks.
Only in South Dakota do they think thats cool. Shit happens all the time bro
He would have been cool if u just said whip it out I'll take it
Prob Club David
That's very polite! If I was the one blowing a guy I woulda been like "oops! ALLEY TIME!"
Wow lol at least he said sorry
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Bouncers are the shizz. Seriously. One of them even helped me when my boot zipper got stuck.
XD that's tight, least he is considerate.
Go to your car FUCKSTICK
Blue Oyster Bar! Go police academy :)))
ur dumb, a guy was getting a bj from a chick and a guy who worked there walked in and said u cant do tht, its that simple
im pretty sure he understood it....he was joking