she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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One of those ironic names?
So basically you're saying her vagina eats babies, or at least parts of them.
my mom's did. thats why i only have 3/4 of one arm and 7/8 of my left leg
"I will eat your babies bitch!"
Guys just tell other guys this shit so all their buddies think they have big dicks! I ain't no fool!
I guess Harry the mouse leg was taken.
Yeah ok was that in your dreams
nope. it was in your bed.
I don't get it is it the smallest of all big d***'s or just a big d***? .... nvm I dont want to know
Haha nice office reference Michael Scott
Ya I bet it right
I don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing.
Does it have little fingers at the tip?
Um, no she didn't.
she totally did.
Just because someone said it doesn't mean that they meant it, or that it is true.
Anyone who brags about there size has a 2in. Frog leg
Giganti? is that you?
Arm: maker. \n\nGoing to be a daddy now!
I love big baby arm dicks.