she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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One of those ironic names?
So basically you're saying her vagina eats babies, or at least parts of them.
my mom's did. thats why i only have 3/4 of one arm and 7/8 of my left leg
"I will eat your babies bitch!"
Guys just tell other guys this shit so all their buddies think they have big dicks! I ain't no fool!
I guess Harry the mouse leg was taken.
Yeah ok was that in your dreams
nope. it was in your bed.
I don't get it is it the smallest of all big d***'s or just a big d***? .... nvm I dont want to know
Haha nice office reference Michael Scott
Ya I bet it right
I don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing.
Does it have little fingers at the tip?
Anyone who brags about there size has a 2in. Frog leg
Um, no she didn't.
she totally did.
Just because someone said it doesn't mean that they meant it, or that it is true.
Giganti? is that you?
Arm: maker. \n\nGoing to be a daddy now!
I love big baby arm dicks.