He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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bromance at its finest
Maybe he shouldn't zipline.
You're a loyal grandson.
Give him a bj fool. That will unswell his nuts.
Listen, I'm going to give you some live advice: You always have a choice. Always. Especially when it comes to holding ice to someone's nutsack. Fucker can do it himself.
Hey, a bag of frozen peas conforms the best.
A vasectomy's a medical procedure , one that leaves half a man. One half a man. Remember when you twisted up your garden hose, well essentially that is the plaaaan