Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off [it's both a country song, and the story of your life]
excellent advice 2:19. if you aren't an alcoholic, get on it.
could be worse- at least u had SOMEONES clothes on! :D
I'm just proud to be from the state this happened in, or at least the phone number was from!
just so ya'll know... the poster of this was a guy...
Tequila. How i get ALL my new clothes.
Your boyfran Jose? I think I know who said that
Hey it's a new fashion statement!
Tequila is a harsh maiden.
if it disturbs you sooo much, quit drinking. otherwise, quit being stupid when you drink
loveeeeee loveee loveee tequilaaaaa speciallly my boyfran jose cuervo
tequila seems to the the key that opens the legs of this whoring cunt.
It's just fuckin amazing how you pussies can't hold ur alcohol. Please stop drinking if u can't at excell at it losers
i love the fact i know who wrote this cuz he told me hahaha
3rd time this month you got a problem bro
I usually wake up in someone else's pajama pants after a night of tequila. So I wake up in 30% not my clothes. Better.
You are a fucking whore. Seriously you dumb fucking slut. What did u get for christmas...???? Probably herpes
3rd time? Your just a dumbass and can't learn then.
Don't say such awful things. Tequila Is godly...just because you can't handle it.....
Republicans are out for global domination... They want to make the rich richer and the poor poorer...fuck them all
And there's still a week left in the month. This could happen another one or two times!
everytime i drink tequila i turn into a whore
tequila doesnt make you turn into a whore... you're probably already are a whore before you drink tequila if you end up in someone elses clothes all the time