YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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one man's cop car is another man's taxi
doesn't matter got home
Same thing.. At least he showed up. Wich he's probably regretting since your pointing out little things like that.
This is definitely a mom text
Meh, so the taxi was black and white instead of yellow.
Taxi means to be driven or haul. No one ever said I took a taxicab...I was taxied home...now bring lunch I'm hungry and some aspirin. Thanks
I never said what day I got the taxi and I wasn’t lying about getting home safely so whats the big deal?
Don't worry, Mom. No formal charges were filed.
At least they already knew where they were headed
They call me McLovin...
The only thing regrettable is the grammar in this post...