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  • Heartless bastard.

    Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 20, 10 at 3:14pm
  • Wow, guy, you're such a pro. You're so experienced, it's like a "profession" to you. Everyone is SO impressed. Congratulations.

    Submitted by brodieoh on Apr 20, 10 at 5:33pm
  • I'd rather have Xanax anyway. So i'd say where's the rest of the bottle.

    Submitted by frizzle on Apr 20, 10 at 3:36pm
  • What's up with all these pussy kids today needing drugs to make it through college?!?\n\nWhat happened to getting it done through hard work, binge drinking, and lots

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 20, 10 at 11:14pm
    • When were drugs not part of college? So now it's adderall and it used to be coke, or ecstasy, or pot, or acid, or what ever else depending on which generation you come from. I will promise there were drugs in your school, even if you didn't notice.

      Submitted by Megrathea42 on Apr 21, 10 at 5:55am
      • Yeah. You're right. My bad. \n\nI guess my point is, it seems like a lot of these texts talk about using drugs out of necessity, cause college is "so hard", when, in reality, college is easy as fuck.

        Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 22, 10 at 1:52am
        • Yeah, well what college did you go to? You're local National American University?

          Submitted by Vespertine on Apr 22, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Sell him tylenol! Lol

    Submitted by clinbri on Apr 20, 10 at 3:37pm
  • I'm sure he had or he will google what it looks like when he gets it if he's unfamiliar with prescription drugs.if he gets sold a pill and pops it,and doesn't know anything about it,he's an idiot.human beings nowadays don't deserve that much trust.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 3:24pm
  • Sure, just make sure to do it to the defensive tackle of the football team and be sure to give him your address so you know, you can sell more fake drugs to him more often.

    Submitted by elpintogrande on Apr 20, 10 at 3:19pm
  • @ 3:42 I think you need to take a step back and reevaluate who the stupid one is, your spelling is bout equivalent to a 1st grader..

    Submitted by eemes on Apr 20, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Cruel? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely! Long live Athens.

    Submitted by Ness000 on Apr 20, 10 at 7:52pm
  • Good way to lose your customer base.

    Submitted by caelcaeldace on Apr 20, 10 at 8:18pm
  • That would be evil

    Submitted by iloveyourmom on Apr 20, 10 at 3:36pm
  • Roflmao. You guys realize that your comments don't go to the person who sent the text, but to the person who submitted it? :P

    Submitted by anotherainyday on Aug 8, 10 at 2:26am
  • Nope

    Submitted by king_ninsk on Apr 20, 10 at 8:06pm
  • No it'd be hilarious. That's what they get for being freshman!!

    Submitted by damberhoward on Apr 21, 10 at 1:28am
  • xanax is a way better drug than adderall. Makes you feel drunk and i can still do work on it.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 20, 10 at 4:39pm
  • Brodieoh sucks cocks, I have proof.

    Submitted by michaelbolton on Apr 20, 10 at 8:43pm
  • It would be cruel not to

    Submitted by raymond74 on Apr 20, 10 at 5:58pm
  • I seek the means to fight injustice, to turn fear against those who prey on the fearful.

    Submitted by thebatman on Apr 20, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Hah I love ripping off freshman

    Submitted by hawksqb11 on Apr 20, 10 at 6:14pm
  • Totally some sorority or fraternity at CSU. I hate them. They're so stuck up.

    Submitted by loststar247 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:11am
  • Nooooooooo silly freshman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 10:56pm
  • Idk about you brodieoh but I'm pretty impressed so suck a dick :)

    Submitted by greatnightsonly on Jun 7, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Mmmmm Xanax yumm

    Submitted by hockeybabe on Apr 24, 10 at 10:40am
  • What's the difference?

    Submitted by sabs on Apr 21, 10 at 3:32am
  • how stupid do you think people are?!

    Submitted by WarEagle2 on Apr 20, 10 at 3:30pm
  • feed them rat poison

    Submitted by bmarsh727 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:54pm
  • A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification. He can be destroyed, or locked up. But if you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can't stop you, then you become something else entirely.

    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 20, 10 at 8:41pm
  • Just remember karmas a bitch

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 21, 10 at 8:33am
  • Hahahah deff do it that's fuckin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 10:40pm
  • What about dexedrine? Adderall is overrated.

    Submitted by emmikins69 on Jun 5, 11 at 9:59pm
  • do it!! that'd be great

    Submitted by dfrosted on Apr 21, 10 at 1:10pm
  • Have fun in jail....but then again you're only helping the gene pool

    Submitted by sequioa on Apr 20, 10 at 3:30pm
  • It was my cock. I have pics.

    Submitted by michaelbolton on Apr 21, 10 at 12:13pm
  • "Brodieoh sucks cocks, I have proof" says the person named Michael Bolton.

    Submitted by AtTheGym on Apr 20, 10 at 10:28pm
  • Wow, really? Because people don't take drugs before college, at all

    Submitted by nobuhdy on Apr 21, 10 at 6:07pm
  • I think I would rather just have the Xanax and the adderall. Give him a Vitamin C tablet

    Submitted by recyclops on Apr 22, 10 at 12:52pm
  • No, not cruel. They wont buy from you again after they get no work done. Stupid, but not cruel.

    Submitted by boolou on Apr 22, 10 at 1:10am
  • wouldn't fool me lol. try it out tho... you have a 50-50 chance that they will either come back everyday... or never see you again.

    Submitted by RIPODB on Apr 21, 10 at 11:23am
  • Hah loser

    Submitted by alec03 on Apr 22, 10 at 5:07am
  • Just because someone is young, it doesn't make them ignorant. But you thinking this funny, does make you ignorant. \nBesides- usually bars cost a bit more than addys do. Why would it be funny to fuck with someone, AND lose money?

    Submitted by Cellohead87 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:55am
  • ...whoever wrote this is funny :) because honestly, you shouldn't take ANYTHING if you don't know what it is. even though adderall is a lot of fun, I'd prefer xanax because the addy comedown is a way bigger bitch than any hangover... :(

    Submitted by ohhhgirl on Apr 21, 10 at 9:04am
  • He'll no because if there that stupid they need to be riped off

    Submitted by cnite10 on Apr 20, 10 at 3:42pm