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  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 16, 10 at 4:25pm

    That's hella harsh! Your penis deserves no loving licks from anyone if that's your attitude. No head for you!!

  • Submitted by caretaker22 on Jun 16, 10 at 4:44pm

    The inside of her mouth is not ugly. That's all the third eye will see.

  • Submitted by Mondu on Jun 16, 10 at 4:26pm

    It's not the face you fuck; it's the fuck you face

  • Submitted by britney09 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:58pm

    Omg she must be a moose if u can't close ur eyes and pretend she's someone hot - u don't look at the mantel while poking the fire!

  • Submitted by guidette79 on Jun 16, 10 at 4:47pm

    you have to be really good-looking to say shit like that...

  • Submitted by mrsnesbitt on Jun 16, 10 at 6:33pm

    I find it ridiculous that everyone's saying what a prick and how vain this guy is being because he's refusing a blowjob from someone he doesn't find attractive. It's a blowjob. I don't see the big deal in him wanting someone attractive to get him off.

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      Submitted by cypherpunks on Jun 16, 10 at 7:06pm

      It's cries of "Whore!" if you do, cries of "Pussy!" if you don't.

    • 57 79
      Submitted by cypherpunks on Jun 16, 10 at 7:07pm

      It's cries of "Whore!" if you do, cries of "Pussy!" if you don't.

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      Submitted by all_nighter on Jun 17, 10 at 1:56am

      my thoughts exactly. you dont have to accept every bj offered at you, i for one would not accept oral from someone i found repulsive. duh?

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    Submitted by princesse on Jun 16, 10 at 9:47pm

    If he does not find her attractive, don't take advantage of her just to get a bj! Aww, I think that's actually gentleman like

  • Submitted by Futbolisto on Jun 16, 10 at 8:52pm

    I really don't see the problem. He doesn't want an ugly woman bobbing around down there.

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    Submitted by shakeurbonbon on Jun 16, 10 at 7:45pm

    I think this is hilarious haha.. I don't think it's fucked up at all

  • 78 61
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 16, 10 at 6:35pm

    Must be gaay

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    Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:20pm

    This would be from my area code, what a douche.

  • Submitted by dylan12ak on Jun 16, 10 at 5:35pm

    @guidette he doesn't have to be really good looking he just has to have standards.. This is hilarious haha

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Jun 16, 10 at 6:21pm

    My gaydar just EXPLODED!

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    Submitted by apemandune on Jun 16, 10 at 7:35pm

    Any of you who say you wouldn't/haven't talked this harshly about someone to your friends are probaly lying through your teeth. He could have been perfectly kind while actually rejecting the girl. Besides, it's hilarious!

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    Submitted by Thrax on Jun 16, 10 at 6:21pm

    HAHAHAHA! Fuckin potman. Betty fuckin White. I read that and literally shot my drink out of my nose!

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    Submitted by ki4xo on Jun 16, 10 at 11:11pm

    She was probably offering him head cuz she took one look at his tiny pecker and thought, "there's no way I'd do that; I'll just give him head instead so he'll feel like he scored."

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      Submitted by hughgrantsucks on Jun 20, 10 at 12:29pm

      Yeah I'm sure that's exactly what happened. No other explanation would make sense.

  • Submitted by niceman on Jun 16, 10 at 6:40pm

    Look, Barbara Walters is not that bad...

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    Submitted by rupertpubkin on Jun 16, 10 at 10:14pm

    there's no such thing as a fat, ugly blow job son

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    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jun 16, 10 at 8:39pm

    don't get me, wrong I love me some bj.....BUT if this was a girl turnin down some nasty scrubby fatass wanting to lick her pu$$y I doubt ud be that harsh.....but I believe in man up and nut up- u just don't turn away a bj

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    Submitted by greenkid on Jun 17, 10 at 5:02am

    Props to him. I wouldn't let a guy with an ugly face eat me out either

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    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 16, 10 at 7:15pm

    wow, being that harsh i cant even imagine what that moon pig looked like..

  • Submitted by mooninacup on Jun 16, 10 at 5:21pm

    With that Lind of attitude I hope the next girl that give you a BJ has three rows of teeth. Because you do deserve that.

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      Submitted by venomscurse on Jun 17, 10 at 12:35am

      where would the third row be?

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        Submitted by joshemane on Jun 17, 10 at 1:25am

        in her vag like that one movie that i never saw because i was scared my dick would get chomped off like a ghost by pac man

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 17, 10 at 11:29pm

    There has never been a blow job too old, fat or ugly! All the hardcore old school tfln'ers should recognize that one! :)

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    Submitted by laughatyou on Jun 16, 10 at 9:31pm

    Take it like a man you pussy

  • 73 80
    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:53pm

    Ya I have to agree with thrax I'd let Betty white blow me if I busted a nut

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Aule on Jun 17, 10 at 6:04am

    In soviet russia, bj turns you down.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 17, 10 at 1:14am

    A BJ should be pleasureful. Sounds like girl sucks and teeths too hard. Perhaps a man-hating streak in her?

  • 57 60
    Submitted by msRed on Jun 17, 10 at 1:12am

    Ouch!

  • 63 72
    Submitted by beezy1011 on Jun 17, 10 at 12:43am

    you selfish asshole! get it while you can dude. if she's willing who cares

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Synseer on Jun 16, 10 at 6:12pm

    Seriously? Your turning down a blow job? Turn the fucking light off, pussy.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Hawk21 on Jun 17, 10 at 12:48am

    maybe her face deserved the punishment of your dick

  • Submitted by Thrax on Jun 16, 10 at 5:37pm

    You have to be fucking kidding me!! Head is head! I'd let Rosie O'Donnell blow me if it meant I got my nutt off

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      Submitted by FlatRottingColon on Jun 16, 10 at 5:54pm

      Rosie O'Donnell? I wouldn't bang her with your dick...

      • 56 72
        Submitted by cypherpunks on Jun 16, 10 at 7:04pm

        I wouldn't bang that with a ten-foot dick!

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      Submitted by all_nighter on Jun 17, 10 at 1:57am

      wow. you must be fucking desperate.

    • 55 68
      Submitted by hughgrantsucks on Jun 20, 10 at 12:24pm

      i wouldn't let rosie o'donnell even touch me

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      Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Jun 21, 10 at 2:48pm

      This is funny because she absolutely does not want to be anywhere near your cock.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by richp on Jun 17, 10 at 12:59am

    Seriously who turns down head? Unless there's pus leaking from her gums put it in her mouth.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by orangecrush24 on Jun 21, 10 at 12:58am

    so your bicurious?

  • 60 78
    Submitted by weinerboy on Jun 18, 10 at 6:58am

    You can't see her face when you are looking at the top of her head!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 18, 10 at 5:49pm

    Ooooooo BURN!!!

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 10:23pm

    6:35 g4ys like bjs? So how does tht make sencr... Plus if she was tht bad she most likely looked like a man...

  • 53 68
    Submitted by bitchfacee on Jun 18, 10 at 12:51pm

    WTF were you doing with her in the first place then??

  • 54 73
    Submitted by jane0876 on Jun 17, 10 at 4:46pm

    Best one ever.

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    Submitted by no2dice2for2you on Jun 17, 10 at 5:21am

    Amazing. I love Alabama. Haha.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by mcat on Jun 16, 10 at 7:30pm

    Ouch... That's harsh

  • 55 76
    Submitted by thegregster on Jun 16, 10 at 5:25pm

    ...wow... All I have to say is wow

  • 53 73
    Submitted by xoxmileymwahmwah on Jun 17, 10 at 1:30am

    ALEX JEFFWAY

  • 54 75
    Submitted by yeah52 on Jun 16, 10 at 7:32pm

    Blowjobs have no face

  • 61 91
    Submitted by lpsbrower on Jun 17, 10 at 3:06am

    Emily gerkin

  • 57 83
    Submitted by gujuguy on Jun 16, 10 at 11:54pm

    just get your dick wet and dip.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by xoxmileymwahmwah on Jun 17, 10 at 1:36am

    ALEX JEFFWAY

  • 49 71
    Submitted by gujuguy on Jun 17, 10 at 5:51pm

    just get your dick wet and dip, man.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by okas on Jun 17, 10 at 3:33am

    Hahahahhah that shit was way harsh

  • 46 67
    Submitted by BaconSandwich on Jun 28, 10 at 5:07pm

    hey man, a mouth is a mouth

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    Submitted by mescalynne on Jun 16, 10 at 5:10pm

    Leave it to someone from Alabama to be so vain, most likely he's one of those hideous guys who never get girls cuz they got the standards of a rich attractive man.

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      Submitted by hardlurker on Jun 16, 10 at 11:14pm

      some one got dumped

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    Submitted by urrburr on Jun 17, 10 at 7:21am

    hahaha! she's a butterface (she's hot..but her face)

  • Submitted by XZero on Jun 16, 10 at 5:26pm

    What a prick. He's not marrying the girl. Asshole.

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    Submitted by treyfer123 on Jun 16, 10 at 9:09pm

    You shoulda punished her face with your dick instead. Mushroom stamp that bitch

  • 51 89
    Submitted by whatupbee on Jun 17, 10 at 6:31am

    My gaydar exploded like Michael bay movie

  • 49 85
    Submitted by janky on Jun 16, 10 at 9:19pm

    Its All pink on the inside

  • 40 72
    Submitted by ilbs on Jun 17, 10 at 12:46am

    I don't think that penis deserves the herps.

  • 50 95
    Submitted by Bear4 on Jun 16, 10 at 7:53pm

    Aw that's so mean!!!

  • Submitted by Steal on Jun 16, 10 at 4:24pm

    First again