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  • That's hella harsh! Your penis deserves no loving licks from anyone if that's your attitude. No head for you!!

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 16, 10 at 4:25pm
  • The inside of her mouth is not ugly. That's all the third eye will see.

    Submitted by caretaker22 on Jun 16, 10 at 4:44pm
  • It's not the face you fuck; it's the fuck you face

    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 16, 10 at 4:26pm
  • Omg she must be a moose if u can't close ur eyes and pretend she's someone hot - u don't look at the mantel while poking the fire!

    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:58pm
  • you have to be really good-looking to say shit like that...

    Submitted by guidette79 on Jun 16, 10 at 4:47pm
  • I find it ridiculous that everyone's saying what a prick and how vain this guy is being because he's refusing a blowjob from someone he doesn't find attractive. It's a blowjob. I don't see the big deal in him wanting someone attractive to get him off.

    Submitted by mrsnesbitt on Jun 16, 10 at 6:33pm
    • It's cries of "Whore!" if you do, cries of "Pussy!" if you don't.

      Submitted by cypherpunks on Jun 16, 10 at 7:06pm
    • It's cries of "Whore!" if you do, cries of "Pussy!" if you don't.

      Submitted by cypherpunks on Jun 16, 10 at 7:07pm
    • my thoughts exactly. you dont have to accept every bj offered at you, i for one would not accept oral from someone i found repulsive. duh?

      Submitted by all_nighter on Jun 17, 10 at 1:56am
  • Must be gaay

    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 16, 10 at 6:35pm
  • If he does not find her attractive, don't take advantage of her just to get a bj! Aww, I think that's actually gentleman like

    Submitted by princesse on Jun 16, 10 at 9:47pm
  • I think this is hilarious haha.. I don't think it's fucked up at all

    Submitted by shakeurbonbon on Jun 16, 10 at 7:45pm
  • A BJ should be pleasureful. Sounds like girl sucks and teeths too hard. Perhaps a man-hating streak in her?

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 17, 10 at 1:14am
  • HAHAHAHA! Fuckin potman. Betty fuckin White. I read that and literally shot my drink out of my nose!

    Submitted by Thrax on Jun 16, 10 at 6:21pm
  • This would be from my area code, what a douche.

    Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:20pm
  • you selfish asshole! get it while you can dude. if she's willing who cares

    Submitted by beezy1011 on Jun 17, 10 at 12:43am
  • @guidette he doesn't have to be really good looking he just has to have standards.. This is hilarious haha

    Submitted by dylan12ak on Jun 16, 10 at 5:35pm
  • Look, Barbara Walters is not that bad...

    Submitted by niceman on Jun 16, 10 at 6:40pm
  • My gaydar just EXPLODED!

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Jun 16, 10 at 6:21pm
  • Seriously who turns down head? Unless there's pus leaking from her gums put it in her mouth.

    Submitted by richp on Jun 17, 10 at 12:59am
  • maybe her face deserved the punishment of your dick

    Submitted by Hawk21 on Jun 17, 10 at 12:48am
  • Any of you who say you wouldn't/haven't talked this harshly about someone to your friends are probaly lying through your teeth. He could have been perfectly kind while actually rejecting the girl. Besides, it's hilarious!

    Submitted by apemandune on Jun 16, 10 at 7:35pm
  • She was probably offering him head cuz she took one look at his tiny pecker and thought, "there's no way I'd do that; I'll just give him head instead so he'll feel like he scored."

    Submitted by ki4xo on Jun 16, 10 at 11:11pm
    • Yeah I'm sure that's exactly what happened. No other explanation would make sense.

      Submitted by hughgrantsucks on Jun 20, 10 at 12:29pm
  • Ouch!

    Submitted by msRed on Jun 17, 10 at 1:12am
  • wow, being that harsh i cant even imagine what that moon pig looked like..

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 16, 10 at 7:15pm
  • I really don't see the problem. He doesn't want an ugly woman bobbing around down there.

    Submitted by Futbolisto on Jun 16, 10 at 8:52pm
  • There has never been a blow job too old, fat or ugly! All the hardcore old school tfln'ers should recognize that one! :)

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 17, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Props to him. I wouldn't let a guy with an ugly face eat me out either

    Submitted by greenkid on Jun 17, 10 at 5:02am
  • With that Lind of attitude I hope the next girl that give you a BJ has three rows of teeth. Because you do deserve that.

    Submitted by mooninacup on Jun 16, 10 at 5:21pm
    • where would the third row be?

      Submitted by venomscurse on Jun 17, 10 at 12:35am
      • in her vag like that one movie that i never saw because i was scared my dick would get chomped off like a ghost by pac man

        Submitted by joshemane on Jun 17, 10 at 1:25am
  • Leave it to someone from Alabama to be so vain, most likely he's one of those hideous guys who never get girls cuz they got the standards of a rich attractive man.

    Submitted by mescalynne on Jun 16, 10 at 5:10pm
  • don't get me, wrong I love me some bj.....BUT if this was a girl turnin down some nasty scrubby fatass wanting to lick her pu$$y I doubt ud be that harsh.....but I believe in man up and nut up- u just don't turn away a bj

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jun 16, 10 at 8:39pm
  • Take it like a man you pussy

    Submitted by laughatyou on Jun 16, 10 at 9:31pm
  • WTF were you doing with her in the first place then??

    Submitted by bitchfacee on Jun 18, 10 at 12:51pm
  • You shoulda punished her face with your dick instead. Mushroom stamp that bitch

    Submitted by treyfer123 on Jun 16, 10 at 9:09pm
  • 6:35 g4ys like bjs? So how does tht make sencr... Plus if she was tht bad she most likely looked like a man...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 10:23pm
  • You have to be fucking kidding me!! Head is head! I'd let Rosie O'Donnell blow me if it meant I got my nutt off

    Submitted by Thrax on Jun 16, 10 at 5:37pm
  • Blowjobs have no face

    Submitted by yeah52 on Jun 16, 10 at 7:32pm
  • there's no such thing as a fat, ugly blow job son

    Submitted by rupertpubkin on Jun 16, 10 at 10:14pm
  • Seriously? Your turning down a blow job? Turn the fucking light off, pussy.

    Submitted by Synseer on Jun 16, 10 at 6:12pm
  • Best one ever.

    Submitted by jane0876 on Jun 17, 10 at 4:46pm
  • just get your dick wet and dip.

    Submitted by gujuguy on Jun 16, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Ya I have to agree with thrax I'd let Betty white blow me if I busted a nut

    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:53pm
  • My gaydar exploded like Michael bay movie

    Submitted by whatupbee on Jun 17, 10 at 6:31am
  • You can't see her face when you are looking at the top of her head!

    Submitted by weinerboy on Jun 18, 10 at 6:58am
  • Ooooooo BURN!!!

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 18, 10 at 5:49pm
  • In soviet russia, bj turns you down.

    Submitted by Aule on Jun 17, 10 at 6:04am
  • Its All pink on the inside

    Submitted by janky on Jun 16, 10 at 9:19pm
  • Aw that's so mean!!!

    Submitted by Bear4 on Jun 16, 10 at 7:53pm
  • Ouch... That's harsh

    Submitted by mcat on Jun 16, 10 at 7:30pm
  • so your bicurious?

    Submitted by orangecrush24 on Jun 21, 10 at 12:58am
  • Hahahahhah that shit was way harsh

    Submitted by okas on Jun 17, 10 at 3:33am
  • ALEX JEFFWAY

    Submitted by xoxmileymwahmwah on Jun 17, 10 at 1:36am
  • Emily gerkin

    Submitted by lpsbrower on Jun 17, 10 at 3:06am
  • ...wow... All I have to say is wow

    Submitted by thegregster on Jun 16, 10 at 5:25pm
  • hey man, a mouth is a mouth

    Submitted by BaconSandwich on Jun 28, 10 at 5:07pm
  • Amazing. I love Alabama. Haha.

    Submitted by no2dice2for2you on Jun 17, 10 at 5:21am
  • hahaha! she's a butterface (she's hot..but her face)

    Submitted by urrburr on Jun 17, 10 at 7:21am
  • What a prick. He's not marrying the girl. Asshole.

    Submitted by XZero on Jun 16, 10 at 5:26pm
  • I don't think that penis deserves the herps.

    Submitted by ilbs on Jun 17, 10 at 12:46am
  • just get your dick wet and dip, man.

    Submitted by gujuguy on Jun 17, 10 at 5:51pm
  • ALEX JEFFWAY

    Submitted by xoxmileymwahmwah on Jun 17, 10 at 1:30am
  • First again

    Submitted by Steal on Jun 16, 10 at 4:24pm