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  • keeper

    Submitted by Llyr on Jun 20, 12 at 11:04am
  • that's the most amazing thing I have ever read

    Submitted by ryne on Jun 20, 12 at 11:33am
  • That's the most romantic thing a guy could ask for. Well a sandwich too, but hell it's better then anything that's happened to me

    Submitted by bigjwin on Jun 20, 12 at 12:15pm
  • Thompson11 are you serious that is what you took from this was a fucked up spelling

    Submitted by fatboyexpress on Jun 20, 12 at 1:39pm
  • Y'all say keeper but most bitches that do this are C.R.A.Z.Y!! Then you complain and we get songs like "damn she's a crazy bitch but she fucks so good I'm on top it."

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 20, 12 at 3:17pm
  • To say she's a keeper would be an understatement...that's like the exact kinda girl any guy would create if he could, absolutely perfect

    Submitted by Zayn on Jun 20, 12 at 1:44pm
  • Aaaand the problem is what exactly??????

    Submitted by rafikihoe on Jun 20, 12 at 5:45pm
  • I like Thompsons simile. Yeah, I wasn't concerned about the spelling but I like high heels and high heals!

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jun 20, 12 at 6:43pm
  • Marry her

    Submitted by Gism on Jun 20, 12 at 2:38pm
  • Next text should read "ring shopping."

    Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 21, 12 at 5:23am
  • I had a gf once tell me it was "dick thirty"

    Submitted by JTLovecraft on Jun 20, 12 at 10:16pm
  • Keeper.

    Submitted by RoffMain on Jun 20, 12 at 3:16pm
  • I love my fellow Monterey county dumb whores ^_^

    Submitted by mschavez88 on Jun 20, 12 at 9:24pm
  • HOT!!!

    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jun 21, 12 at 11:45pm
  • Haha yessss HIGH-HEALS. I gets high, and I gets healed!

    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jun 20, 12 at 11:26pm
  • Only downside: now you need to get your door fixed.

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 20, 12 at 11:10am
  • She sounds like a keeper lol.. Nice job 👌

    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 13, 12 at 7:39pm
  • Heel: back part of your foot. Heal: to fix or repair in terms of health. The term "high heals" only applies to medicinal marijuana.

    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jun 20, 12 at 1:17pm
  • Nah let em watch

    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Jun 20, 12 at 11:31am
  • If any girls in Broward or Dade are looking for a big dick, I got 10 inches waiting for you here. If you think I'm lying, email me at and I will prove everything I say is legit.

    Submitted by Canes247 on Jun 20, 12 at 1:22pm
    • Dude you're a pathetic waste if you need to find a date on TFLN you need to admit itself to the crazy house you need help.

      Submitted by HailCaeser on Jun 20, 12 at 8:09pm
      • The craziest thing is that you really think I care what you think. And who said anything about a date? Some girls crave big dicks. Its my job to supply

        Submitted by Canes247 on Jun 20, 12 at 8:32pm
    • To catch a predator.

      Submitted by 2dicksam on Jun 20, 12 at 9:08pm