She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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that's the most amazing thing I have ever read
That's the most romantic thing a guy could ask for. Well a sandwich too, but hell it's better then anything that's happened to me
Thompson11 are you serious that is what you took from this was a fucked up spelling
Y'all say keeper but most bitches that do this are C.R.A.Z.Y!! Then you complain and we get songs like "damn she's a crazy bitch but she fucks so good I'm on top it."
To say she's a keeper would be an understatement...that's like the exact kinda girl any guy would create if he could, absolutely perfect
Aaaand the problem is what exactly??????
I like Thompsons simile. Yeah, I wasn't concerned about the spelling but I like high heels and high heals!
Next text should read "ring shopping."
I had a gf once tell me it was "dick thirty"
I love my fellow Monterey county dumb whores ^_^
Haha yessss HIGH-HEALS. I gets high, and I gets healed!
Only downside: now you need to get your door fixed.
She sounds like a keeper lol.. Nice job 👌
Heel: back part of your foot. Heal: to fix or repair in terms of health. The term "high heals" only applies to medicinal marijuana.
It bothered me too, lol.
Nah let em watch
If any girls in Broward or Dade are looking for a big dick, I got 10 inches waiting for you here. If you think I'm lying, email me at MrChallengeAccepted3@gmail.com and I will prove everything I say is legit.
Dude you're a pathetic waste if you need to find a date on TFLN you need to admit itself to the crazy house you need help.
The craziest thing is that you really think I care what you think. And who said anything about a date? Some girls crave big dicks. Its my job to supply
haha fulfilling your civic duty are ya?
To catch a predator.