I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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Yeah, but once the cocktail swords puncture the condoms you'll have to make room in there for baby food as well
Yes, that you don't understand what pointy things do to condoms.
Yes, it speaks volumes about your lack of common sense.
What it says to me is that you're a gambler.
yeah cuz condoms and swords r a match made in heaven lol
The only swords that should be near those condoms are cocks, not cocktail swords, dummy!
This is absolutely hysterical.
Worst combo inna pocket... Ever.
yeah it speaks volumes alright, it also screams DTF!