She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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This has to be fake. Maple Leaf fans don't even know the playoffs exist.
So true..\n\nBut it could have been a red leaf. God forbid a girl ruin her body with a blue one.
the maple leaf is on the flag of canada
Thank you for pointing that out to some people...
I know, but that doesn't lend itself to hockey jokes. :)
I love Canada!!!
Fuck Canada? You wouldn't be txting from ur telephone if a Canadian didn't invent it you dumb shit.
both the regular telephone and the cell phone were invented by Americans you cunt
Please google Alexander Graham Bell.
SOMEONE JUST GOT WRECKED.
He was born in Scotland and did in fact go to Canada, but then he left Canada, immigrated to the US, became a US citizen, and THEN invented the telephone ;)
Ah, no. Canada just used the us patent system.
Ignorant Americans are so funny! If they only knew how much shittier their lives would be without the brilliant Canadian inventions and minds to better this world.
:) oh Canada.
FYI Canadas standard of living is way above the USA so grow up and acknowledge how awesome Canada is.
The maple leaf is on there flag it might not even have anything to do with the sports teams
I love this country...
This is why Canada is the ballinest country on the planet... eh?
Why can't we all just make a giant peace circle... With a unicorn or too...?
Not always true! I love hokey and appricate a playoff beard and I am female and live in the US.
Well then your a Rare breed. Thanks
FUCK YES!!! Lol, I feel better about my fellow females now... tfln can be so depressing...
Instead of staying in Ontario, you should come to Montreal! It's like a perpetual festival these days, I wish it were always like this.
I'M CANADIAN! (L)
This is no place to fight about NHL teams. Just know that Canadian girls do it better.
Habs r gonna wreck flyers. Just saying
Got to love hockey. :)
If your not american...fuck you!
I believe this could be true, hockey is the only thing anyone in Canada is actually good at so they care about it
Ahah, nah we're good in bed too.
Man you need to give your head a shake and shut the fuck up.
Lol. Playoff beards can get long in Canada. I've lived here my whole life so I can tell a normal beard from a playoff beard.
Fuck all Canadians.
Fuck you! (macaroni)
good one man, good intellectual argument there