Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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60% of the time... It works every time!
Gas works every time. Happy New Year, everybody!
Rednecks. If there's a stupider way to make things blow the hell up, they find it.
well failmuffin im from the south and a bit of a red neck...i also know stupider isnt a word...and electronic ignition from a car battery works better...you learn by trying when you have some common sense
There are reasons Fark has a "Florida" tag, and this is one of them.
No kidding. Stupid is in the water down there.
I don't see the problem
We rednecks find a way to make everything more eventful. We like to blow shit up.
There are some beautiful people living in the South
I wanna play!
and welcome to polk county :) lol....
Epic redneck ingenuity at it's finest!
And the Darwin Award goes to...........
I really want to see a video of how this turned out
that sounds like an incredibly bad decision with a huge fire hazard. www.sftlolz.com
I bet they had an ER trip shortly there after
Good lord? It's spelt 'Fuck me', grandma..
vids or it didn't happen
And that was the last text we ever got from him...
Sounds like somethin that would happen in south louisiana
Try setting them off with a line of powered magnesium. Think the line burned into the driveway is still there.
that stuff melts steel, and is also nearly impossible to put out. Atleast gas is predictable
Yup, I think it went into the rebar in the foundation of the driveway. It would explain the crack we just noticed from this winter.
gotta love labelle
Yep. Polk County, You've 1-Up'd yourself.
Only in Florida.
YA! More booze