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  Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.

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• Girls, keep this in mind. Sweat pants and a tank top while your at home and one of the only things you can top that outfit with is your birthday suit.

  Submitted by crockpot on Dec 20, 12 at 4:18pm

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  • Yoga pants, though... hard to resist.

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Dec 20, 12 at 8:35pm

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    • Agreed, yoga pants are gods gift to man outside the house. But if a chick can pull off looking hot in sweat pants she is golden in my book. I think its more about the mystery that you lose with yoga pants

      Submitted by crockpot on Dec 20, 12 at 11:02pm

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• Just by your first comment on this text alone I realized very quickly you are a dick.. With all do respect it sounds as if you have good intentions, as you are unaware of your dick aura. It really can't be that hard to find drunk bitches man. Really wish we could help!

  Submitted by HippyChick on Dec 21, 12 at 9:39am

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• Dsapeer, sounds like you might want to work on your personality. A couple of chicks might shoot down a great guy for no particular reason. But if you keep getting shot down, here's a news flash: it's not them, it's you.

  Submitted by uchicago on Dec 20, 12 at 9:57pm

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• Dsapeer, sorry to break it to you man but kinda sounds like you're already a dick.

  Submitted by HippyChick on Dec 20, 12 at 6:32pm

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• Dsapeer, nice guys don't bitch when people don't respect them. They respect the other person anyway and find different people to hang out with.

  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Mar 3, 13 at 9:28pm

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• do or do not there is no try, but insanity is bad mmkay

  Submitted by smoothtalker on Dec 20, 12 at 7:48pm

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• At dsapeer: listed things I'm interested in! But I have a sick sense of humor...

  Submitted by nellebelle on Dec 20, 12 at 11:24pm

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• I'm wealthy, employed, and good looking; I'm funny and I'm successful by the grandest definitions. I have an 8 inch cock and I eat pussy really really good. How do I become one of these guys all the girls want to fuck all the time...? Maybe I need to be a dick and not a hard working successful need?

  Submitted by Dsapeer on Dec 20, 12 at 4:26pm

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  • that's too bad! !

    Submitted by onegirliegirl on Dec 21, 12 at 2:03am

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  • *eat pussy really well

    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Dec 21, 12 at 8:03am

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• …so do nice girls… I'm gonna go pretend I have a life now…

  Submitted by nellebelle on Dec 21, 12 at 11:02pm

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• I'm actually only a dick on TFLN- I'm the intrinsic nice guy in real life. I work with disabled, Im a gentleman to women, Im clean and clean cut. Nice guys always lose.

  Submitted by Dsapeer on Dec 21, 12 at 12:43am

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