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  • 52 36
    Submitted by boogerbutt on Jun 16, 12 at 2:57pm
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    Unless this was followed by texts about eating faces and demonic possession I don't think you're anywhere close.

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Jun 16, 12 at 5:31pm
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    Unless OP is speedballing while candyflipping I doubt it.

    • 25 31
      Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 17, 12 at 4:31pm
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      There are survivors from this that are not institutionalized?

  • 37 34
    Submitted by jdboal on Jun 16, 12 at 2:33pm
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    I might have you beat

  • 34 31
    Submitted by lizzylizard10 on Jun 16, 12 at 10:47pm
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    The highest person in the world is always dead shortly after.

  • 35 35
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 16, 12 at 2:37pm
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    last night I was in the running for drunkest but damn passing out and shit ruined it

  • 33 33
    Submitted by absolution on Jun 16, 12 at 5:07pm
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    Challenge accepted :)

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jun 16, 12 at 4:11pm
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    Unless you're overdosing on heroin, no you're not.

  • 28 32
    Submitted by dzlisag on Jun 16, 12 at 7:43pm
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    Too bad your area code isn't 420!

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    Submitted by forlorn420 on Oct 7, 12 at 8:40pm
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    @cfrey- right here