Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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6 days doesn't even register as a bender in my book.. learn how to drink
How is that even physically possible? Unless it was a projectile...
I don't know about where you currently reside, but in Britain we have more than one design of post box; making this more than feasible. \n\nI have friends who have done much weirder and more disgusting things in states of inebriation.
Too stupid to be a real text.
Bite my shiny metal ass mailbox!
Ahahahahahhah this is actually funny to me
Maybe he shit in an envelope and left it in there?
but, like me, you just forgot.