You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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On? Sounds like we should be friends...
All drunken midnight walks in the South leads to Waffle House.
@cfreymarc actually the average distance you'll end up from an Awful House while drunk is the average length of each step taken times the square root of their number. It's the "Waffle House Drunkard's Walk" problem in mathematics. I have a proof but this text box is too small to contain it.
Hopefully neither of you drove in that condition. Drunk driving is no joke.
ON? not in? Sounds fun
You did pass out at "his" place. Waking up on waffle house is what happens when you pass out too early.
Worst\\best job ever. I worked the grill because I couldn't stand customers. But everyone I worked with was either stoned, drunk or awesome.
Stoned, stoned stoney stone stoned. Bored, bore bordering on boredom.
I like looking at old posts that doing have sciences because peyote couldn't keep up with stupidity unless you signed your posts. It's all around the world, like la la la. Now the bells are singing, la lala la
Ha. Teleporting. Gotta love it!
Shit man was your mattress up there? Reminds me of the hangover movie.. Except I would pick waffle house over a fancy hotel anyday