I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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I think the catch here is that she has a boyfriend.... You DON'T compete with that. Go for someone single.
Someone with a boyfriend/girlfriend is by definition single. Fair game.
No. All it does is piss us off because you clearly don't respect us or our boyfriend. And that means if we ever become single, you've single-handedly ensured that you are never getting any from us.
yes it does, wanna bet?
Show her the helicopter trick.
That's the way!!
Become a fighter pilot and a wingman named Goose
by having a bigger willy?
by being a paratrooper hooah
Rangers lead the way.
She made her choice for now. Respect it. Don't be creepy
Get an RPG.
not the most diplomatic way of going about it but effective none the less
Duh! Kill him.
It's true... When a chick tells you she has a bf it's a subtle way of saying fuck off. Also- ignoring this and trying anyway will ensure you are def not on the list if anything falls thru. Promise.
Fighter pilot. Easier to just be you and find single women.
Yay Jonesboro! I'll be there next weekend ;)\nOh, and I *don't* have a bf
Have a bigger dick than his
I read this as "has a helicopter dick" at first.... Made so much more sense when I read it again.
I don't think she has a boyfriend.