I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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Crotch....spawn....if I could kiss your mouth I would. New favorite phrase.
You named your dog crabs?
that would be crotch CRICKETS. get it right sir
I'm sure worse things have gone in and come out of that fat gremlins vag
wait she carried that fucking thing to term?
You know, we can only remind ourselves that often enough, children turn out better than their parents.
Confirmation you gave your dog a terrible name.