You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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you spelled alcoholic wrong
@wrongnumber...isn't it hard to open a 40 with all that fried chicken grease on your hands?
Or you could get a bottle of vodka and stop your fucking WHINING
I'd give up and go buy a 40oz.