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  • Submitted by TubeSounding on Nov 2, 11 at 5:35pm

    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimbel in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mom's wrath over bagels!

  • Submitted by Phys on Nov 2, 11 at 5:28pm

    Most people are smart enough not to schedule breakfast with their mother the morning after you know you'll be wearing that costume

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    Submitted by lirr on Nov 3, 11 at 12:33am

    In Soviet Russia, bagels judge you

  • Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 2, 11 at 5:09pm

    Just your hat isn't "half your costume," love.

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    Submitted by djskillzmusic on Nov 2, 11 at 5:59pm

    And then comparing stories..gotta love mom n daughter bonding time

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 3, 11 at 2:21am

    Let me guess, your mom said "You should be charging more than 10/6."

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Nov 2, 11 at 10:21pm

    A sexy Mad Hatter costume is possible if it's a female version of Hatter from Syfy's Alice. Pottsy is hot. <3

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    Submitted by aferraro654 on Nov 3, 11 at 10:21am

    No coffee? Lol

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 2, 11 at 8:52pm

    A sexy mad hatter? How is that even possible?

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 2, 11 at 9:59pm

      Make a dress short enough, anything is possible.

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      Submitted by ck24 on Nov 3, 11 at 1:18pm

      Just attach slutty or sexy in front of the name of your costume and it can work