I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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Fake, Jesus would never do coke. He would smoke weed, or do shrooms, or any other drug that make you wanna spread the looove and have fucked up ideas, like walking on water or putting mud on the face of a blind person. But coke? Impossible.
i respectfully disagree you need to get the stamina to spread the word of god across the middle east from something
I did meth with Mohammed. Gotta great connect
Hey Alen. Eat a dick
naw homie u did acid
Jesus loves sum good blow
Just one if those nights. I can respect that. Amen.
I must know this person
I love your user name dontsayNOTHIGH. It's perfectly sums up my feeling about most of the texts on tfln.
Haha hallayluyah!! (sorry can't spell for shit!)
Every time you do coke you do it with jesus. Fact.
nah its buddha that does coke, just ask south park
fucking delaware man...
Sorry I meant dontsayTHATHIGH
I smoked pot with Satan which was waaaaay fucking better so suck my nuts