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  • 51 30
    Submitted by bribribitch on Jun 7, 11 at 3:34am

    She should have handed you a hooked on phonics book instead.

  • 50 31
    Submitted by midnightCereal on Jun 6, 11 at 3:19pm

    Take her advice. You probably shouldn't drink.

  • 53 38
    Submitted by bunny420 on Jun 6, 11 at 1:28pm

    Consider

  • 56 51
    Submitted by sergieaux on Jun 6, 11 at 2:57pm

    *almost, dumbass.

  • 45 38
    Submitted by craigiebob on Jun 7, 11 at 5:03am

    Was you playing with knives or something?!

  • 41 38
    Submitted by bra on Jun 7, 11 at 5:09am

    Almost* and definitely*

  • 39 38
    Submitted by primopat on Jun 7, 11 at 7:35am

    You can't even spell or have proper grammar! You need to do a lot more than stop drinking..

  • 32 35
    Submitted by dyzzie on Jun 7, 11 at 1:11am

    ...as opposed to possibly sort of handing you an AA booklet?