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  • Dude can't leave a burrito and think it's still gonna be there; party foul.

    Submitted by swallows on Nov 30, 10 at 8:49am
  • We talkin Chipotle? If so, fuck you good sir, fuck you.

    Submitted by RyanM on Nov 30, 10 at 12:36am
  • If you ate my burrito, your fingers would be too broken to text this.

    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:14pm
  • I can admit this is hilarious but only because it wasn't MY burrito. I dont blame the original burrito owner for being pissed, I hate

    Submitted by mlf2889 on Nov 29, 10 at 4:24pm
  • Leave the next burrito loaded with ipecac in the fridge. Solves the roommate problem every time. Fired.

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 10:09pm
  • We talkin Chipotle? If so, fuck you good sir, fuck you.

    Submitted by dartan on Dec 1, 10 at 12:40am
  • if it was an allsups burrito thats unacceptable. never, EVER eat someone else's allsups burrito.

    Submitted by ayemaymay on Nov 30, 10 at 3:33am
  • In soviet Russia burritos eat you

    Submitted by klassyheartbreak on Nov 29, 10 at 10:29am
    • I really must visit Soviet Russia. I've heard so many good things

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 5:04pm
      • Hell, from what I remember reading: Burritos eat you, your lamp breaks in and attacks your grandma, and many other generally disturbing anecdotes.

        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:52am
  • Haven't y'all seen the chipotlaway south park episode? It's all about freebirds.

    Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 30, 10 at 11:58am
  • I agree with RyanM, if it was a chipotle burrito, you might have to die!

    Submitted by legendsstaytrue on Nov 30, 10 at 4:11am
  • Bor-EAT-o!

    Submitted by DrunkERthanU on Dec 2, 10 at 11:30am
  • LBK mother fuckers!

    Submitted by macattack19 on Dec 2, 10 at 1:00am
  • First!?! oh well... That is cold sounds like somebody is on their periooooood ^.^

    Submitted by acid_monster on Nov 29, 10 at 9:58am
  • Por que!!!!!!!!?????!

    Submitted by SuperNintendo on Mar 24, 11 at 10:07pm
  • If you ate my burrito, your fingers would be too broken to texts this.

    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:13pm
  • He who hesitates gets boned, so eat yer burrito before it gets taken

    Submitted by archer79 on Nov 29, 10 at 12:25pm