Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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...that pretty much sums it up
it must run in the family...
Only if you get one who doesn't make you a sammich after sex. Sounds like one of you needs to step up your game.
These texters have no idea what actual adulthood entails.
That and butt sex, lots of butt sex.
Epic. Get him something nice for fathers day.
Thanks for that RIVETING description of your Tuesday.
It was actually on Friday...and my dad ended up buying my lunch, haha.
Haha, no one in riverside actually works! Come on now :P
Only if you are a middle class bitch and you did so much shit in you youth. Middle class life is a form of self imprisonment. No wonder that the nerds and freaks that weren't douchbags are the one successful. Makes the high school reunions fun and deserving.