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    Submitted by MaryCuntrary on Jan 28, 11 at 11:49am

    So theoretically speaking, "dildoes", while infinitely more disturbing, is acceptable. Interesting.\n\nBTW, pointing out that declaring 'first' is obnoxious and unoriginal is just as much a plea for attention, and just as irritating. At least that other jackass was somewhat creative.

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    Submitted by stackjr on Jan 28, 11 at 2:29pm

    "Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

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      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 28, 11 at 9:36pm

      I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise.

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    Submitted by Bootytickleparty on Jan 28, 11 at 6:34pm

    So saucy cunt, pube lice, and breast pimpils \nare okay? I think I can make this work :)

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    Submitted by bsmith on Jan 28, 11 at 11:38am

    saying first means you're too lame to say something funny or insightful, but want the same attention anyway.

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    Submitted by stcharly on Jan 28, 11 at 5:00pm

    Stackjr, well done.

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    Submitted by jaesm17 on Jan 28, 11 at 11:34am

    I'm so firsty!