Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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So saucy cunt, pube lice, and breast pimpils \nare okay? I think I can make this work :)
saying first means you're too lame to say something funny or insightful, but want the same attention anyway.
don't feed the troll
So theoretically speaking, "dildoes", while infinitely more disturbing, is acceptable. Interesting.\n\nBTW, pointing out that declaring 'first' is obnoxious and unoriginal is just as much a plea for attention, and just as irritating. At least that other jackass was somewhat creative.
"Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."
I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Stackjr, well done.
I'm so firsty!