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  • Submitted by schlock on Sep 22, 10 at 2:20pm

    At that point you should have given new meaning to the word "chew-bacca" and told him the rest of the night he was gonna be "han-d solo" because he just cock blocked himself from getting "leia'ed". Which is unfortunate because you were going to let him "force" his "lightsaber" into your "darkside".

  • Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Sep 22, 10 at 2:16pm

    Either you aren't that great at giving head or he is just that obsessed with Star Wars. Either way, I am sorry.

  • Submitted by tukabar420 on Sep 22, 10 at 4:14pm

    Schlock that's probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • Submitted by terminator on Sep 22, 10 at 7:21pm

    Schlock.... You sir are full of win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Sep 22, 10 at 11:15pm

    i was gonna comment, then i got mesmerized by schlock's comment

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      Submitted by ur_a_towel on Sep 23, 10 at 10:34pm

      You too? Lol yeah that's one of the best comments I've seen on here. Just can't compete

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      Submitted by Katuhstrofik on Oct 1, 10 at 2:03am

      Same here lmao.

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    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Sep 22, 10 at 2:21pm

    your head game must suck

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      Submitted by iltby on Sep 22, 10 at 3:18pm

      Well, that's really the idea...

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    Submitted by Jonesy14 on Sep 22, 10 at 9:01pm

    WTF is wrong with Star Wars!?

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    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Sep 22, 10 at 4:48pm

    star wars is the shit tho...

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    Submitted by BondDaddy on Sep 22, 10 at 6:38pm

    Schlock-Well played my friend. Couldn't have said it any better.

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    Submitted by 69_Charger on Sep 23, 10 at 9:52am

    Oh hey Penny what are you doing out side of the big bang theory?

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    Submitted by Gummy94 on Oct 13, 10 at 7:28pm

    What if the person saying this is a guy...? Just saying.

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    Submitted by renagage on Sep 23, 10 at 1:10pm

    The dudes obviously into starwars

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    Submitted by fogitnozzel on Sep 22, 10 at 2:43pm

    Damn straight jplush. My gf is from LI and she can get me to shut up about COD whenever she wants to

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    Submitted by AlexAmazing on Sep 22, 10 at 11:27pm

    That's a new keening of rong

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    Submitted by sk8rpnk96 on Oct 8, 10 at 8:57am

    @Jonsey 14 The thing wrong with Star Wars is you shouldn't be talking about while you're getting head.

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    Submitted by RodFarva on Sep 23, 10 at 12:47am

    Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

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    Submitted by jplush on Sep 22, 10 at 3:26pm

    @fogitnozzel you are so right ahaha we are good

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    Submitted by pike1346 on Sep 23, 10 at 10:17am

    He was wishing u were Luke

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    Submitted by dakota985 on Sep 22, 10 at 10:37pm

    Way to rep the 419

  • Submitted by KerbiiKhan on Sep 22, 10 at 3:54pm

    Shit, I wish my boyfriend would do that. >.< I love Star Wars and hearing about it might distract me from his dick smelling like applesauce.

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      Submitted by Maynecat on Sep 22, 10 at 6:47pm

      next time use a baby wipe and rub him down. he might get the hint! But at least he doesn't small like moldy cheese?

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    Submitted by StitchedLink on Sep 24, 10 at 2:49am

    @Schlock Win.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 22, 10 at 6:54pm

    You need to step up your game.

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    Submitted by batmansgotham on Sep 23, 10 at 11:17pm

    Had to have been Matt.

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    Submitted by codebreaker93 on Sep 22, 10 at 8:11pm

    Haha this would so be me

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    Submitted by chiefs19 on Oct 17, 10 at 8:19pm

    If he was still taking about star wars then u weren't doing it good enough

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    Submitted by superhead on Sep 22, 10 at 2:14pm

    You suck at sucking cock and first

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    Submitted by SkankyJedi on Sep 22, 10 at 2:36pm

    FUCK YEAH!!

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 22, 10 at 9:55pm

    This is fake, it sounds forced and a general attempt of "how can I get on TFLN". There hasn't been a new Star Wars in years, and what would he be saying about it while getting head? If he was a geek, a girl who says "cock in my mouth" wouldn't be with him.

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    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Jul 27, 12 at 5:21pm

    Donna? I'm sorry Eric won't stop talking about star wars. It's time to play dress up. Then he won't have to talk about it, he can live it!

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    Submitted by 1time_2many on Aug 19, 12 at 12:47am

    As long as turnabout was fair play with my fandom, I'd marry him.

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    Submitted by Fakeasshittexts on Aug 21, 12 at 10:58pm

    Please tell me you are a guy??? He is not worthy of your precious mouth if you are indeed a female. Star Trek people are all losers

  • Submitted by jplush on Sep 22, 10 at 2:20pm

    And you can't suck cock cause you're not from long island. Sorry hunny but you don't give good head and have awesome sex like us.