I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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At that point you should have given new meaning to the word "chew-bacca" and told him the rest of the night he was gonna be "han-d solo" because he just cock blocked himself from getting "leia'ed". Which is unfortunate because you were going to let him "force" his "lightsaber" into your "darkside".
Either you aren't that great at giving head or he is just that obsessed with Star Wars. Either way, I am sorry.
Schlock that's probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
Schlock.... You sir are full of win.
your head game must suck
Well, that's really the idea...
i was gonna comment, then i got mesmerized by schlock's comment
You too? Lol yeah that's one of the best comments I've seen on here. Just can't compete
Same here lmao.
WTF is wrong with Star Wars!?
star wars is the shit tho...
Oh hey Penny what are you doing out side of the big bang theory?
Schlock-Well played my friend. Couldn't have said it any better.
Damn straight jplush. My gf is from LI and she can get me to shut up about COD whenever she wants to
Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
@Jonsey 14 The thing wrong with Star Wars is you shouldn't be talking about while you're getting head.
Shit, I wish my boyfriend would do that. >.< I love Star Wars and hearing about it might distract me from his dick smelling like applesauce.
next time use a baby wipe and rub him down. he might get the hint! But at least he doesn't small like moldy cheese?
The dudes obviously into starwars
That's a new keening of rong
What if the person saying this is a guy...? Just saying.
He was wishing u were Luke
Way to rep the 419
@fogitnozzel you are so right ahaha we are good
You need to step up your game.
Haha this would so be me
This is fake, it sounds forced and a general attempt of "how can I get on TFLN". There hasn't been a new Star Wars in years, and what would he be saying about it while getting head? If he was a geek, a girl who says "cock in my mouth" wouldn't be with him.
If he was still taking about star wars then u weren't doing it good enough
Donna? I'm sorry Eric won't stop talking about star wars. It's time to play dress up. Then he won't have to talk about it, he can live it!
Had to have been Matt.
You suck at sucking cock and first
Please tell me you are a guy??? He is not worthy of your precious mouth if you are indeed a female. Star Trek people are all losers
As long as turnabout was fair play with my fandom, I'd marry him.
And you can't suck cock cause you're not from long island. Sorry hunny but you don't give good head and have awesome sex like us.