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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 9, 12 at 8:00pm

    Next on Mythbusters: Is a lap dance better if the stripper is crying? *BUSTED*

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 10, 12 at 5:16am

      My ex used to make it a personal goal during bachelor parties to remind the strippers of thier true hearfelt thoughts and feelings and make them cry because of what they were doing with thier lives

  • Submitted by finalflash08 on Jul 9, 12 at 4:26pm

    Dsapeer just scarred me mentally for the rest of my life.

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 10, 12 at 5:12am

      I know I should feel that way....

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    Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Jul 9, 12 at 3:48pm

    I hear Prince singing, "This is what it sounds like when whores cry."

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    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 9, 12 at 6:48pm

    I fucking laughed my ass off

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    Submitted by Phys on Jul 9, 12 at 4:54pm

    Her crying was as fake as her orgasms are...in both cases she just wanted more money

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    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jul 9, 12 at 8:39pm

    That's the exact same thing her daddy did when 12. SEE WHAT HAPPENS???

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    Submitted by Dsapeer on Jul 9, 12 at 3:43pm

    Ohhh baby, rub that C section scar all over may face! Yeah, that's it, now shake those cottage cheese thighs! YES! Now pick your titties up from your knees and suck those fried egg nipples! Oh yeah baby.

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    Submitted by amandarae25 on Jul 10, 12 at 3:01am

    dsapeer must have been to playmates and has met peaches lol

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    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jul 9, 12 at 3:42pm

    Is that not acceptable behavior?

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    Submitted by kilosaurus on Jul 9, 12 at 11:05pm

    hello tucker max

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 9, 12 at 5:57pm

    Did her face melt?

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    Submitted by squingebob on Jul 10, 12 at 2:55pm

    I made one cry cause I wouldnt let her dance on me...

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    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 13, 12 at 6:25pm

    How do u recover from a man paying u too get away from him? Yikes ! I'd be scarred for life.

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    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Jul 9, 12 at 8:55pm

    Nice.

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    Submitted by pureboredom on Jul 12, 12 at 7:27am

    "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" - bloodhound gang lol

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    Submitted by keto06 on Jul 9, 12 at 5:13pm

    been there done that submitted the TFLN...