you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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At least she has it all planned out (slut)
Dick you'll get herpes from too
literally, there is a text saved in my favourites\n\n"he was wasted and kept using sticky notes to label everything. like, "beer spill" and "going to fuck later""
"Group of guys who I will receive a train ride from " choo choo ! The slut express is now boarding.
Hahaha story of my life
Haha two people said first at the same time
San Jo. Stand up!!!
That sounds like a pretty good party.
Going to dig through that fridge. Sleep in that bed.
I know I saw a text in random that was almost exactly the same as this