you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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That's not weird at all
PBR? Since when do hipsters have the muscle to open anything?
I'd rather be eating Doritos with the peacocks.
@a_s_d_f: you incorrectly pulled a legonut. legonut would have misunderstood the text and given a summary that didn't make sense. But you did pull a Jeff. Congrats.
Pabst lol not pats
This one made me smile on the inside
imma pull a legonut here:\nit's funny because the hipster who wants to drink the PBR claims to have been working out.
Not only hipsters drink PBR...
PBR is disgusting
weak beer weak men enough said
@gtfo_asshats : sort of, but definitely a rookie Jeff. Ain't nothing like the real thing, Baby. I miss Jeff!
At least it wasn't Bud Lite.
@dcthrope its a beer pats blue ribbon
Rule: If it takes you 5 minutes, you have not been working out.
Rule #2: If it takes you five minutes, the can might be empty. \n\nCheck contents and refer to Rule #3. If Rule #3 does not apply, skip to Rule #6. Enjoy!