I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Spandex its a privilege not a right. Shamu need not apply
Would you be offended if I admired it?
only if you grab. but staring is fine.
I have that problem, just comment me and leave my slice of heaven alone
there's a department store near my ma's place, fleet farm, where every single one of the cashiers wear yoga pants. put in an app!
what kind of places look down on that
I won't judge you
Go to Boulder
Being judged as a 10!
pics or I don't believe you.
Bring it to a local bicycling competition and park it on a bike seat- no judgment, just admiration.
here, let me give you an address where no one will be judging...
I would love if this was a homo guy!
How do you know its a guy douche?
Nice turd cutter!
good god! never heard this turn of phrase before. gave me a good chuckle
Depends on if it's actually a slice or the whole cake.
No matter how heavenly your ass may be, it still looks kinda trashy.