I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Spandex its a privilege not a right. Shamu need not apply
Would you be offended if I admired it?
only if you grab. but staring is fine.
I have that problem, just comment me and leave my slice of heaven alone
there's a department store near my ma's place, fleet farm, where every single one of the cashiers wear yoga pants. put in an app!
what kind of places look down on that
Go to Boulder
I won't judge you
Being judged as a 10!
pics or I don't believe you.
Bring it to a local bicycling competition and park it on a bike seat- no judgment, just admiration.
here, let me give you an address where no one will be judging...
I would love if this was a homo guy!
How do you know its a guy douche?
Nice turd cutter!
good god! never heard this turn of phrase before. gave me a good chuckle
Depends on if it's actually a slice or the whole cake.
No matter how heavenly your ass may be, it still looks kinda trashy.