in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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my balls just pulled a fucking Houdini.
I'd rather have my balls waxed with lava
I think you'd opt for the tape.
Really?? Huh, I woulda never thought that was a bad idea. Cuz I shouldnt reproduce
as long as it wasn't attached with duct tape....?
Hindsight? What part of "I'm gonna put super strong tape on my nuts" sounded like a good idea WHEN YOU FUCKING DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
Surprisingly, the order of events doesn't always play out that way.
I'm not following your train of thought...mine may have derailed so you'll have to enlighten me.
Reason is post factum at times.
no more pubes for you
I bet the frontsight is looking like a bad idea now. At least until the bumps go away
Saliva breaks down the adhesive of duct tape... Just going to throw that out there.