I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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Or the chloroform on the pillow
I didn't know you could sleep in the closet. At the very least, it must be uncomfortable. You should consider coming out.
Gives the term "eye of the storm" a whole new meaning!
or maybe it was the brownies
Hahahaha! Awesome on so many levels
I just wish that I could actually HEAR someone say 'hurricane of floating dicks' in an actual sentence. Seriously. I would fucking die.
Or it could have been the train they pulled on you after the roofies kicked in.
And where does it say this isn't a female? Durrr?
This is my text, and yes I'm a female.
I wish I had some idea why this makes me laugh so hard.
Or maybe it's because you're a pouf-da?