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  • Submitted by Thepresident on Jan 14, 11 at 7:15pm

    I didn't know you could sleep in the closet. At the very least, it must be uncomfortable. You should consider coming out.

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 14, 11 at 5:16pm

    Or the chloroform on the pillow

  • Submitted by inquisitor2 on Jan 14, 11 at 4:41pm

    or maybe it was the brownies

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 15, 11 at 6:44am

    Gives the term "eye of the storm" a whole new meaning!

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    Submitted by harbqll on Jan 15, 11 at 1:57pm

    Or it could have been the train they pulled on you after the roofies kicked in.

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 17, 11 at 9:23am

    I just wish that I could actually HEAR someone say 'hurricane of floating dicks' in an actual sentence. Seriously. I would fucking die.

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    Submitted by kendramclean44 on Jan 15, 11 at 2:48pm

    Hahahaha! Awesome on so many levels

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    Submitted by Barbarossa on Jan 15, 11 at 7:21pm

    And where does it say this isn't a female? Durrr?

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      Submitted by blllllahhhhh on Jan 18, 11 at 12:53pm

      This is my text, and yes I'm a female.

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    Submitted by loveforyou on Jan 16, 11 at 5:26pm

    I wish I had some idea why this makes me laugh so hard.

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    Submitted by TubeBlaster on Jan 14, 11 at 5:56pm

    Or maybe it's because you're a pouf-da?