I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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Or the chloroform on the pillow
I didn't know you could sleep in the closet. At the very least, it must be uncomfortable. You should consider coming out.
Gives the term "eye of the storm" a whole new meaning!
or maybe it was the brownies
Hahahaha! Awesome on so many levels
Or it could have been the train they pulled on you after the roofies kicked in.
I just wish that I could actually HEAR someone say 'hurricane of floating dicks' in an actual sentence. Seriously. I would fucking die.
I wish I had some idea why this makes me laugh so hard.
And where does it say this isn't a female? Durrr?
This is my text, and yes I'm a female.
Or maybe it's because you're a pouf-da?