Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Been there, wait till he touches you
You'll immediately squirt like it's a Quentin Tarantino movie.
That's a highly underrated superpower
I normally get annoyed by Chuck Norris jokes, but...
Sounds like a plan!
Sign me up!