His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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or find your own fuck buddy..or better yet find a gf whose cute and treats you well.
But real tits are better. They're all wiggly, and squishy, and fun to stuff your face into, whereas fakes are just... fake.
just wait until "she" gets her fancy new vagina. Mr. Garrison-style.
my moms friend got a justified boob job! she has some boring desk job but on the side she models and apparently she and her husband get it on a lot! but she got the boob job because, and i quote, "i was born with nipples, not tits!".
I bet they smell like old balloons
Fake boobs are only useful for pornstars and strippers, because thats an investment in your career. Where as a regular girl getting them is just.. sad.
What is sad is that anyone would not give this thumbs up
Houston, TX FTW!!!
why the hell not? I once found out some chick recently got her clit pierced and offered to help test the new sensitivity ... unfortunately she had a boyfriend for that job