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  • A good general rule to life. If someone is trying to take you down, make it not worth their time.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 29, 12 at 5:03pm
  • shows you know how to talk your way out of any situation.. must be a winner

    Submitted by drunkbitch29 on Aug 29, 12 at 4:21pm
  • Word to the wise, they can legally make you clean up your own puke.

    Submitted by ezotarik on Aug 30, 12 at 12:20am
  • I don't always get pulled over, but when I do...

    Submitted by sunshineface on Aug 31, 12 at 5:52pm
  • he's seen worse than you princess

    Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 30, 12 at 12:18am
  • Fake as fuck! Haha be nice if it was true though!

    Submitted by B3CKY93 on Aug 29, 12 at 6:59pm
  • Might be bullshit, but if u say that to anybody while drunk, theyre gonna reconsider taking you anywhere in their car.There are some laaaaazy cops out there, it could work.

    Submitted by xxpinkxx on Aug 30, 12 at 3:50am
  • Clutch

    Submitted by bigjwin on Aug 29, 12 at 5:29pm
  • Bullshit

    Submitted by sanekhain on Aug 29, 12 at 7:58pm
  • In back of squad car I asked a cop if the seats and floor were plastic cuz somebody may puke. He said "why are you going to throw up" ? He was genuinely concerned. I said no I'm not going to throw up.

    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Aug 31, 12 at 2:35pm
  • Fuck yea Alabama

    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Aug 30, 12 at 1:23am