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  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 29, 12 at 5:03pm

    A good general rule to life. If someone is trying to take you down, make it not worth their time.

  • Submitted by drunkbitch29 on Aug 29, 12 at 4:21pm

    shows you know how to talk your way out of any situation.. must be a winner

  • Submitted by ezotarik on Aug 30, 12 at 12:20am

    Word to the wise, they can legally make you clean up your own puke.

  • Submitted by sunshineface on Aug 31, 12 at 5:52pm

    I don't always get pulled over, but when I do...

  • Submitted by bigjwin on Aug 29, 12 at 5:29pm


  • Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Aug 31, 12 at 2:35pm

    In back of squad car I asked a cop if the seats and floor were plastic cuz somebody may puke. He said "why are you going to throw up" ? He was genuinely concerned. I said no I'm not going to throw up.

  • Submitted by xxpinkxx on Aug 30, 12 at 3:50am

    Might be bullshit, but if u say that to anybody while drunk, theyre gonna reconsider taking you anywhere in their car.There are some laaaaazy cops out there, it could work.

  • Submitted by sanekhain on Aug 29, 12 at 7:58pm


  • Submitted by B3CKY93 on Aug 29, 12 at 6:59pm

    Fake as fuck! Haha be nice if it was true though!

  • Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 30, 12 at 12:18am

    he's seen worse than you princess

  • Submitted by SheffboyRD on Aug 30, 12 at 1:23am

    Fuck yea Alabama