Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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A good general rule to life. If someone is trying to take you down, make it not worth their time.
shows you know how to talk your way out of any situation.. must be a winner
Word to the wise, they can legally make you clean up your own puke.
I don't always get pulled over, but when I do...
he's seen worse than you princess
Fake as fuck! Haha be nice if it was true though!
Might be bullshit, but if u say that to anybody while drunk, theyre gonna reconsider taking you anywhere in their car.There are some laaaaazy cops out there, it could work.
In back of squad car I asked a cop if the seats and floor were plastic cuz somebody may puke. He said "why are you going to throw up" ? He was genuinely concerned. I said no I'm not going to throw up.
Fuck yea Alabama