his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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they tend to be located in the same place everytime. i'm concerned, a little
Haha I've so had that happen to me!! Except we didn't realize it till we were done and trying to find clothes on the floor...
Uhm, you've never actually had sex with the lights off before? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Where are all these slutty girls in Cincinnati?
Your sex life is fail ..... Hahahahahaha
someone has a small dick...
But u couldent find it right
you're banging a loser....LOL!
Maybe it was a power outage, js.
Ha. Poor people sex!
Sounds like he has a real small dick. Not suprising though, any shitbag that can't pay his electric bill on time and be responsible is a small dick douche.
How can you not find it? It's not a scavenger hunt. It's in the same spot everytime.
Must have a tiny dick if u can't find it. Fail on his part.
OP, what are you doing fucking a loser who doesn't pay his bills??? I hope he was REALLY good to make up for being a loser. But wait...you couldn't find his suck to begin with, so.....you're a loser too.
It's probably my ex-girlfriend. Slutttttttt