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  • If you're even half way good looking, all he can smell is ticking elevators off his bucket list.

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jun 24, 11 at 5:44pm
  • spray tan and desperation have the same scent

    Submitted by skanky on Jun 24, 11 at 10:37pm
  • If you're stuck in an elevator with a hot guy and you're wasting time texting, you're not very smart.

    Submitted by mk275 on Jun 24, 11 at 6:52pm
  • I was that guy in the elevator. And yes, I did.

    Submitted by TMJ on Jun 24, 11 at 7:40pm
  • Break the awkwardness by farting as loud as you can. Guys dig that sort of thing.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jun 24, 11 at 7:22pm
  • Watching you text with your tongue sticking out of the side of your mouth while giving him sideways glances.. believe me, he can smell both.

    Submitted by MightyAntlers on Jun 24, 11 at 7:03pm
  • As long as you don't look like a carrot, you'll be alright.

    Submitted by JDP6693 on Jun 24, 11 at 5:47pm
  • There's no better way to pass the time in a stuck elevator than hooking up. Elevator sex ROCKS.

    Submitted by myheartisyours on Jun 24, 11 at 6:48pm
  • Skanky - good one!

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 26, 11 at 8:20am
  • Those two tend to go hand-in-hand.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 25, 11 at 12:16am
  • I smell GTL.

    Submitted by shimmy17 on Jun 25, 11 at 1:35am
  • Oh, Utah County.. Yummy

    Submitted by bcmt9m on Jun 25, 11 at 3:42pm
  • Porksword: You are the definition of an idiot.

    Submitted by Sydefx on Jun 24, 11 at 10:11pm
  • Gotta love dudes from natural disasters. Although, the two dudes from the first 2 floods were douches.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Jun 26, 11 at 3:36am
  • No way he smelled it over the sh1t in his hair.

    Submitted by porksword on Jun 24, 11 at 8:45pm
  • After I read all of the updates I got it. Funny, good job pork

    Submitted by soccer360 on Jun 25, 11 at 12:35am