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  • Submitted by thebatman on Jul 21, 11 at 11:37am

    this text is fucked

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    Submitted by Interesting__Man on Jul 21, 11 at 1:00pm

    I would to try to jerk off AND get caught by the nurse ;)

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    Submitted by brocky on Jul 21, 11 at 6:17pm

    Look at the double standard in the comments. If a girl was watching a guy it'd be weird but funny. If a guy was watching a girl it'd be kinda creepy but perfectly in sync with this site. But a guy watching a guy? Now thats crossing a line!

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    Submitted by sdtoking420 on Jul 23, 11 at 2:51am

    I bet this would be highly rated if jerk off was replaced by "finger myself"

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    Submitted by haliganbar on Jul 21, 11 at 2:20pm

    He's hoping it's a male nurse.

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    Submitted by melonhead99 on Jul 21, 11 at 3:38pm

    What. The. Fuck.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 21, 11 at 12:36pm

    somesones goin to jail

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    Submitted by pinkamature on Jul 21, 11 at 1:10pm

    Are you both dudes

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 22, 11 at 6:02pm

    Can't a guy just lie in a hospital bed and recover without some sick perv spanking off and texting people about it? Keep your shit stabber in your pants you nasty faggg.

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    Submitted by opinionzombie on Jul 21, 11 at 3:08pm

    Maybe the nurse would help you jerk off. Unconcious people get me so fucking horny, I don't blame you.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 21, 11 at 12:25pm

    Multi-tasking ftw. He would want you to take advantage of the situation.

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    Submitted by erisblake on Jul 22, 11 at 9:29am

    Bet you the situation is this: friend is in the hospital OP goes and visits gets there before any one else, and is bored cuz friend is just sleeping. So its more like "ugh, watching him sleep" so in the mean time he gets a little horny cuz guys do, and decides to relieve himself...

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    Submitted by karate1974 on Aug 25, 12 at 11:52pm

    Sometimes her cooch gets drier than a bucket of sand..(kill bill)

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    Submitted by sugarfree on Jul 21, 11 at 12:04pm

    You do know there is cameras in the rooms, right?

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      Submitted by docsticks on Jul 21, 11 at 12:51pm

      haven't seen a camera in a hospital room yet in j vegas or Wilmington

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    Submitted by JWK2285 on Jul 22, 11 at 2:20am

    maggot. die

  • Submitted by Kaden005 on Jul 21, 11 at 8:43pm

    Go in the bathroom at least f a g