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  • 80 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:11pm

    at least you will have that "heroin chic" look

  • 66 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:07pm

    Lighten up and stop hating on the OP. You're a hero and an inspiration OP keep up the good work!

  • 55 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:29pm

    aha! ive done that before. lost madd weight :)

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:32am

    fuckin a. the story of my last winter. the beer diet is actually how you keep the beer gut off

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:22am

    how are pills cheaper? tell me where you get youre pills i want some

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:52pm

    LOL Story of my life.

  • 57 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:52am

    Lol, fuck you... I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an Australian =]

  • 57 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:08pm

    I've been like this for like a week now....

  • 56 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:32pm

    Nicely done, Co.Co. County. Nicely done. =)

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:59pm

    You're a**holetalking

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:03am

    I'd do that, drink drink drink, hangover hangover hangover thing... but I have to work, sadly :(

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:15pm

    Why haven't they made vitamin beer yet? WTF scientists? Get on it!!!

  • 54 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:44pm

    We've entered an endless recursion of drunkenness.

  • 52 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:27pm

    gotta love the 925...

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:48pm

    Lil kids really need to get off this site and/or app cuz yall are getting annoying with the quiet guy thing and replying "you're to every damn thing" get a life children.

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:29pm

    This is how I lost 15 pounds during the summer.

  • 50 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:22pm

    Thanx. Ps. You're lol

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:08am

    3:00 at least she'll be thin :)

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:14pm

    You're going to be the life of the party! Then they'll leave your body in the corner while you quietly choke to death on your own vomit. I hope your parents are proud!

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:25pm

    story of my life! its not that bad haha

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:13pm

    Uh stop drinking then

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:24am

    Your life is going to a slow, painful death from liver failure. And that's a fact. EAT SOMETHING

  • 47 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:04am

    Sounds like a good diet to me...

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:04pm

    Lol, you'll get nice and skinny, and not spend much money at all, cos it doens't cost as much to get drunk on an empty stomach. You're headed to PILLS hopefully. Cheaper than drinking :)

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:50pm

    Hahahaha this happened to me for a while like a week ago.... :D

  • 48 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:01pm

    Victory lane perhaps

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:33am

    2:01, you and I might be the same person

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:27pm

    to rehab is my guess.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:58pm

    Dead in a ditch, hopfully.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:35pm

    This sounds like my life also!!!

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:45pm

    It's called alcoholism. It is a disease. There is help. Seek it...now! I know. Good luck.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:00am

    your life is going to AA, thats where its going.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:37pm

    i had that life then i failed out of school..watch out

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:37pm

    Been there, done that.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:55pm

    I hear what your saying. But what is with the a**holetalking about dead mothers. Sounds like he needs to get a life

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:00pm

    Freon = quiet guy!

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:09am

    12:22....... I don't know about you, but I live in Australia.... and it's WAY more expensive to drink here.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:11am

    definition of summer.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:53pm

    Get a job. The 8 hours of not being able to drink every day will do you some good.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:46am

    Сосите хуй суки!!! 

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:17pm

    no I won't do that but I guess at least I know where I'm headed

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:51am

    NANTUCKET 09...story of my life.

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:59pm

    when i'm hungover i want to eat too much.....i wish i had this problem

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:43am

    It's cause ur an alocholic 1:13..

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:06am

    your life is going straight into a size 2!!

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:25pm

    I've been there before. WOO! DAYTONA!!!! It got to the point where my body would reject food, and it was back to free beer from 1-3 on the pool deck.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:08pm

    I feel your pain lol

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:11pm

    thanks for the buzz kill 6:10

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:13am

    In fact, it probably costs me half as much to drop two to three pills than it does to get properly drunk..

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:07pm

    Having a job may not really make a difference... I drink at work all the time =D

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:41am

    Hey i lost 18 lbs that way in the last few months. Thank God I started eating to make up for all the puking. Wanna know the little fix I learned? Take a fucking break from the booze, goddamn.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:09am

    Ricky Martin!!!!!!!!!!

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:51pm

    "you're to every damn thing"

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:55pm

    Wow, get a job, get a GF, get a pet. You'll feel better. Good luck! -Freon

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:17pm

    Who cares where your life is going, enjoy the ride...

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:48pm

    I fucking love your deal

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:49pm

    You failed because you're a stupid bitch. I fuck your dead mother

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:22pm

    This man is going where Courage Wolf tells him to go.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:47pm

    Here, I'll fuck my life.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:23am

    To "I'm-a-cheap-drunk" land. It's a fun place in theory, but there's something to be said for a tolerance that rivals the gods.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:39pm

    into the shitter, you dickwad

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:10pm

    eventually three stints in rehab followed punctuated by several attempts at suicide until finally you drink yourself to death. Enjoy.

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:01am

    this was my life for 5 of the last 7 days. my roommate honestly thought i was anorexic. i decided to quit drinking for the next week at least.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:14pm

    Hey people! Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me. Hugth and kitheth Tqgitc

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:04pm

    I'm back! I love you all! -tqgitc