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  • internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are most likely odd

    Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 5, 12 at 6:03pm
  • Ive been balls deep in plenty-o-fish plenty-o-times

    Submitted by alcoholiday on Jan 5, 12 at 2:35pm
  • um internet dating is a meat market you don't go in looking for love you go in looking to get balls deep

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 2:37pm
  • should have left after the first mention of balls

    Submitted by WApple on Jan 5, 12 at 10:51pm
  • You're welcome! See you tomorrow!

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 5, 12 at 3:14pm
  • Pof is like free access to the women's clinic's patients files. Pay dirt!

    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 5, 12 at 2:45pm
  • Ugh, I'm on that site, too

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Jan 5, 12 at 4:32pm
  • Who wants to flirt?

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 6, 12 at 3:04am
  • If ya weren't lookin for a quick hook up with a like minded douche pool, ya wounded of been on Plenty of Squish in the first place.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 3:31pm
    • wouldn't*

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 3:33pm
    • Who talks, let alone types like this? Are you a pirate? lol

      Submitted by mcshpa01 on Jan 5, 12 at 4:57pm
      • On night such as this, when the wind whispers thru the sails like a mermaid's sigh, I have been known as Black Thom -Captain of the Bucket of Squish.

        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 7:36pm
      • yargh ye be in the presence of capn snidely show some manners dog!*scythes mrshs legs out from under him with a swing of a rod across his upper calves*

        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 7:38pm
        • 'Ang 'im from the yard arm, Mr Beest. Come the morn, we'll keelhaul the scurvy bilge rat.

          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 8:05pm
      • In truth, I type as I would speak. And I generally speak in a manor most easily understood by the community I am presently ensconced. However, if you would find yourself more comfortable should I use language more befitting my level of intelligence, I can enthusiastically oblige.

        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 8:01pm
      • you just got treated!

        Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jan 5, 12 at 9:55pm
  • Odd, suddenly the order of comments has flipped. I'm confused, and they're MY comments.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 8:12pm
  • plenty of fish is a dating site for prostitutes and rapists, real talk

    Submitted by awesomebill816 on Jan 8, 12 at 2:09pm
  • Thats exactly what you get for going on plenty of fucking fish.

    Submitted by MasterSplinter59 on Jan 6, 12 at 8:51pm
  • Well, we know what he wants from that date

    Submitted by gaterhog on Jan 6, 12 at 2:05pm
  • internet dating: where lazy/unattractive people go to find sex

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 5, 12 at 4:01pm
    • I'm not lazy or unattractive and I date online

      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Jan 5, 12 at 4:33pm
      • she actually is very hot tight..firm..brb

        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 4:39pm
        • Thank you! I'm blushing

          Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 6, 12 at 12:37am
        • ddeeaarr ggooddd just hook up you two....this is getting irritating

          Submitted by lalalindz on Jan 6, 12 at 2:13am
          • We live too far away from each other. Who cares if we flirt? It's all in fun.

            Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 6, 12 at 2:14am
          • Jealous much Lala? Please don't become Nunu's Gowrong. Just cut them some slack. This site is fraught with sexual undertones, playful banter, and outright raunch. It's why we're here! If you find something distasteful, why don't you simply move on?

            Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 6, 12 at 2:45am
          • lala, ya can flirt with me if it will make ya feel better.

            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 6, 12 at 10:40am
      • >sigh<

        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 7:38pm