So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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As Sandusky's victims continue to come forward...
Too soon? Naah...
he raps kids he's fair game for anything be it mockery or a Shiv to the descending aorta
Don't be sucking dick at an old folks home on Saturdays.
Tuesdays are preferred
Viagra and a razor
If he goes limp during that, one of you is doing something wrong
I'm betting teeth...teeth scraping the dick is not fun...who says being big is a good thing...someone not trying to get blown that's who
ew ew ew ew ew ew.\n I hope OP is getting paid for this
<kanye west> She Aint nothing but a gold digger.. </kanye west>
@W_T_F, that is hilarious
*Gag!* I didn't need that visual
LEAVE GRANDPA ALONE!!
Some things you should keep to yourself.
Ah the life of a sugar-baby.
Why are you asking, AlchFiend? We all know it was you that sent this text in. You're a filthy gray-balled cock sucker.
did you take your false teeth out nd take some swigs of listerine while you were at it? www.iwassofuckedup.com
Guys, I'm pretty sure she's referring to a cat choking on a hairball...
OP, your life fails.
Way to represent the West Metro of Minneapolis...Jesus!
old grey dusty saggy balls avalanching across her cheeks like a facehugger in slow-mo as she slurrs out around a mouthful of grandpa pud "wesh shiide btfmmm"......yes represent indeed
You must look like Sarah Jessica Parker if that's the only action you can get.