So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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As Sandusky's victims continue to come forward...
Too soon? Naah...
he raps kids he's fair game for anything be it mockery or a Shiv to the descending aorta
Don't be sucking dick at an old folks home on Saturdays.
Tuesdays are preferred
If he goes limp during that, one of you is doing something wrong
I'm betting teeth...teeth scraping the dick is not fun...who says being big is a good thing...someone not trying to get blown that's who
Viagra and a razor
ew ew ew ew ew ew.\n I hope OP is getting paid for this
<kanye west> She Aint nothing but a gold digger.. </kanye west>
@W_T_F, that is hilarious
*Gag!* I didn't need that visual
LEAVE GRANDPA ALONE!!
Some things you should keep to yourself.
Ah the life of a sugar-baby.
Why are you asking, AlchFiend? We all know it was you that sent this text in. You're a filthy gray-balled cock sucker.
Guys, I'm pretty sure she's referring to a cat choking on a hairball...
did you take your false teeth out nd take some swigs of listerine while you were at it? www.iwassofuckedup.com
OP, your life fails.
Way to represent the West Metro of Minneapolis...Jesus!
old grey dusty saggy balls avalanching across her cheeks like a facehugger in slow-mo as she slurrs out around a mouthful of grandpa pud "wesh shiide btfmmm"......yes represent indeed
You must look like Sarah Jessica Parker if that's the only action you can get.