when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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That's when it's time to shove your fucking dick into her twat.
reading this its hard to tell is he safely droping her off at her house or taking her to his house (assuming his cat is in his yard lol)
you're doing it wrong. It's 'You're pretty when I'm drunk and I'm pretty Fuck'n drunk!'
hate this text but love the 412!
Wait, so your cat wasn't at home?
ummm, yea.....she was singing it to you....come on guy....
Or you could let you cat get some action