Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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yeah that's "ice cream" in your hair
you spelled "his" wrong
Congratulations you have the problem solving skills of an eight year old
Must be the smartest person in the 503
That is talent there.
you spelled "his" wrong (goddamn tfln)
so there's ice-cream on your pillow and in your hair, and your conclusion is you must of had ice-cream...... Maybe you got fucked by John Holmes.
number of blokes you'd invite to a spastic eagle session...
number of times your parents lied about having a kid
Number of times he woke up with with his Uncle's "ice cream" painted all over his face.
number of times he "hung out " with jerry sandusky