Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Nah, Im pretty sure if Jesus didnt do that whole celibacy thing he would have done fat chicks too. He does love everyone, after all.
Haha, Valkyrie, you're just too nice for your own good!
Give out advice during the walk it'll be perfect!
He would take you in the ass, that way you feel the lord entering into you to deliver his message.
Or... Who would jesus do...
Fat chicks. Jesus would not do fat chicks. I have solved the mystery
@suckassslut. Isn't hoping for God to not have mercy on someone's soul about as bad if not worse? Hmm.
Good call, jewelzz
Michguy: you are a piece 'o shit. Shut the fuck up. You aren't even funny.
I hope u all rot in hell for that n god not have mercy on ur soul!!!
how very christian of you (btw just letting you know that's sarcasm since you obviously can't recognize a joke when you see one) :]
And I think it's just great that someone calling themselves "suckassslut" is giving us religious advice. Must be a Baptist...
I'm a Christian and even I think this is hilarious.