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  • Nah, Im pretty sure if Jesus didnt do that whole celibacy thing he would have done fat chicks too. He does love everyone, after all.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 31, 10 at 6:39pm
    • Haha, Valkyrie, you're just too nice for your own good!

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 1, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Give out advice during the walk it'll be perfect!

    Submitted by Baseballplyr220 on Oct 31, 10 at 4:28pm
  • Or... Who would jesus do...

    Submitted by xandrasm on Nov 1, 10 at 12:31am
  • He would take you in the ass, that way you feel the lord entering into you to deliver his message.

    Submitted by Michguy on Oct 31, 10 at 6:20pm
  • Fat chicks. Jesus would not do fat chicks. I have solved the mystery

    Submitted by Unknown_ on Oct 31, 10 at 5:35pm
  • @suckassslut. Isn't hoping for God to not have mercy on someone's soul about as bad if not worse? Hmm.

    Submitted by jewelzz on Nov 1, 10 at 6:28pm
  • I hope u all rot in hell for that n god not have mercy on ur soul!!!

    Submitted by suckassslut on Nov 1, 10 at 12:59pm
    • how very christian of you (btw just letting you know that's sarcasm since you obviously can't recognize a joke when you see one) :]

      Submitted by Anonymousssss on Nov 2, 10 at 7:25pm
      • And I think it's just great that someone calling themselves "suckassslut" is giving us religious advice. Must be a Baptist...

        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 4, 10 at 3:19am
  • Michguy: you are a piece 'o shit. Shut the fuck up. You aren't even funny.

    Submitted by foxlaw on Nov 1, 10 at 1:20am
  • one word....epic

    Submitted by thetruth13 on Nov 1, 10 at 3:56am
  • I'm a Christian and even I think this is hilarious.

    Submitted by friedbunnies on Nov 1, 10 at 7:42pm