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  • Blame yourself, not college. Most college kids aren't that stupid!

    Submitted by Phys on Jan 12, 12 at 4:41pm
    • Accepting responsibility for your own actions? What is talk of maturity like that doing here on TFLN?

      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:17pm
  • most of us smoke pot. rich kids do coke.

    Submitted by keto06 on Jan 12, 12 at 5:28pm
  • Cocaine is god's way of telling you you have too much money

    Submitted by 3den7aylor on Jan 12, 12 at 7:27pm
  • Life really needs to be more Darwinian.

    Submitted by WesPip on Jan 12, 12 at 5:26pm
  • Smoke weed :)

    Submitted by HippyChick on Jan 12, 12 at 5:50pm
  • Bet your parents are psyched to pay for that surgery!

    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 12, 12 at 5:06pm
  • I don't do coke but I always thought you snorted it. Seems like if you blew it it would make a mess.

    Submitted by tlovell on Jan 12, 12 at 5:56pm
    • its called blow, that's not what you do with it

      Submitted by WApple on Jan 12, 12 at 7:38pm
      • It's what OP did to afford enough to burn a hole through cartilage.

        Submitted by porksword on Jan 12, 12 at 8:23pm
  • I'm in college. I don't do coke. Am I missing out on something?

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Jan 12, 12 at 4:50pm
    • Apparently coke.

      Submitted by Eventually on Jan 12, 12 at 10:43pm
    • Yes, you are missing out on the future chance of having a nose job done due to coke... isn't this what everyone looks forward too?

      Submitted by Cookie733 on Jan 13, 12 at 12:02am
      • I like my nose as it is! Also I spend my money on tuition, not coke. I guess I'll just have to drink coffee like the rest of the plebeians...

        Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jan 13, 12 at 1:02am
    • No. I can't even imagine the stress of finals week being compounded with the paranoia of coke. Smoke weed.

      Submitted by mundane on Jan 13, 12 at 1:33am
    • Yeah. Nosebleeds, rehab, jail, addiction, and a deviated septum. Don't do coke.

      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 13, 12 at 4:02am
  • This should be enough to turn anyone off coke.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 12, 12 at 4:20pm
  • Thank your lack of self control crackhead! It takes a lotta dope to blow out your septum!!

    Submitted by mintyshake33 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:15pm
  • they are the 1%. who the hell can even afford blow in college? $50 a gram? hell no!

    Submitted by Nickly on Jan 12, 12 at 5:21pm
  • That's disgusting.

    Submitted by nicole31707 on Jan 12, 12 at 6:16pm
  • Fucking idiots these days.

    Submitted by jj04 on Jan 13, 12 at 1:11am
  • Enjoy taking your finals and midterms Tony Montana

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 13, 12 at 3:25am
  • You are a complete idiot.

    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 12, 12 at 11:42pm
  • OP must be wealthy... A post like that surely followed a phone call that said "Daddy, Daddy!! My light bulb burned out, I need a new apartment!" Occupy Dumbass.

    Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Jan 13, 12 at 6:09am

    Submitted by LadyTokita on Jan 14, 12 at 4:32am
  • You deserve it asshole. I hope your insurance doesn't cover it.

    Submitted by Tychoman on Jan 13, 12 at 11:14am
  • Same thing happened to me

    Submitted by spennymack on Jan 13, 12 at 6:13am
  • Septoplasty(nothing cosmetic about it either) is done for deviated septums not burned out coke nostrils....find a better excuse to fix your ugly nose....better yet get over it.

    Submitted by xlogix on Jan 13, 12 at 12:40am
  • Loser!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 13, 12 at 2:08am

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jan 12, 12 at 10:43pm
  • I've paid that too. Stupid.

    Submitted by Nickly on Jan 13, 12 at 7:02am
  • Man, how long did u do it for. I did it straight for 3 years. 2 eightballs a night and still have a sectum. I smoke weed occasionally now. Cheaper and no surgery.

    Submitted by Joker2283 on Jan 13, 12 at 12:54am
  • Fuck the haters, coke is awesome

    Submitted by FilmIt on Jan 13, 12 at 3:34pm
  • Yeah, college forced you to do lines... Sounds just like a coke head to not take responsibility for their actions. PITIFUL. I hope you have complications with the surgery ya fuckin doorknob.

    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Jan 13, 12 at 12:40pm
  • Same

    Submitted by mbellwoar on Jan 15, 12 at 6:48pm
  • If you wanted a nose job you should have saved your money that you were spending on coke. And now you a have a deviated septum and God knows what else.

    Submitted by ETully on Jan 13, 12 at 5:20pm
  • Whatev...coke is the shit! In moderation of course...LOL

    Submitted by feelingravity on Jan 14, 12 at 1:58am
  • jesus got enough coke there? takes quite a bit kill your septum like that....

    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jan 13, 12 at 10:56am
  • Wow...I didn't know doing coke was now a college requirement.

    Submitted by jacqbone on Jan 13, 12 at 11:16am
  • $50 for a gram?! Ummm noo I see some of you aren't friends with the dope man...tiss-tiss-tiss

    Submitted by MyKittyGalore on Jan 12, 12 at 7:45pm
  • just put a ring in and say you pierced it :D \n\n\ncocaine's awesomeee<3

    Submitted by Bahaha1204 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:04pm
    • Great, so she'll look even more fucked up. Septum piercings are so gross.

      Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jan 13, 12 at 1:03am
  • 50 a g sounds right if you're pickin up $90 8balls and splitting it up. quick profit

    Submitted by bigceaze on Jan 12, 12 at 10:32pm
  • First

    Submitted by firstfirst on Jan 12, 12 at 4:18pm