Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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and that's how she lost her payday
Colorado NBA player in China...either Wilson Chandler or JR Smith. Hope to God it isn't Smith or this chick is dead.
I guess you fucked him in more ways than one, eh?
Haha a self conscious gold digger??
He's a guy.... Get an autographed ball and homeostasis will be restored
Unless its like Jared Dudley or something? Then you're fucked
Obviously it isn't a real relationship if she A) just refers to it as fucking and B) HAS to tell EVERYONE about it. Discretion is key.
Hahahah get it girl
If he gave her a spare key she must not be "just sleeping with him". I say give him a loooot of ass n cook for him n all will be right in his world!!
Didn't you learn from the Colorado incident kobe?
gypsy's in the palace! :-)
FAP FAP FAP SPLOOOOGE :/