Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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Can we just add Cinco de Mayo to St Pats and New Years in the list of over rated amateur nights on the calendar? Unless of course you're Mexican or Irish..
If you're Irish you drink like its St. Patty's day regularly. The only difference with the holiday is some bartender puts blue food coloring in your beer to make it green.
Yes, I agree these quarter-life crisis people are borderline pathetic...unless it's St. Pats in my hometown because everybody is Irish in Savannah on St.Pats.
Legit, people are literally so serious in these texts lately...like seriously I literally don't know what to legit think
I know, right! It's like totally the 1980s version of like OMG!!! Totally!
I am so tired of YOLO, are you fucking kidding me?! You're how old and you're just figuring out that you aren't invincible and you will eventually die?