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  • And her tfln read "He was droning on and on about the stock market, like I care. So, I blew him to get him to shut the fuck up."

    Submitted by Mactastic on Jul 16, 12 at 11:01am
    • Actually, no. If I stopped talking, she would look up and tell me to continue. Cute and witty response, though, mac.

      Submitted by doctorpenguin on Sep 4, 12 at 12:51am
  • I hope she appreciated the Dividend you gave her!

    Submitted by olderthanyou on Jul 16, 12 at 11:22am
  • I better take advantage of the shares while the "stocks" are up.

    Submitted by finalflash08 on Jul 16, 12 at 10:53am
  • Supply and're doing it right!!!

    Submitted by Micholder on Jul 16, 12 at 2:24pm
  • Hope the market doesn't crash.

    Submitted by Michfan69 on Jul 16, 12 at 11:04am
  • Literally, college me. Nerd talk works on me every time.

    Submitted by katiemignola on Jul 16, 12 at 2:52pm
  • Hopefully yours wasn't a short position.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 16, 12 at 7:06pm
  • I love hearing about the stock market.. I can see myself doing this.

    Submitted by pervertedllama on Jul 16, 12 at 5:14pm
  • You were probably boring her to death so that was the only way to shut you up. :)

    Submitted by jdboal on Jul 17, 12 at 10:01am