Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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And her tfln read "He was droning on and on about the stock market, like I care. So, I blew him to get him to shut the fuck up."
Actually, no. If I stopped talking, she would look up and tell me to continue. Cute and witty response, though, mac.
I hope she appreciated the Dividend you gave her!
I better take advantage of the shares while the "stocks" are up.
Hope the market doesn't crash.
The market did not crash that night.
Supply and Demand...you're doing it right!!!
Literally, college me. Nerd talk works on me every time.
Hopefully yours wasn't a short position.
I love hearing about the stock market.. I can see myself doing this.
You were probably boring her to death so that was the only way to shut you up. :)
Actually, no. If I stopped talking, she'd tell me to continue.