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  • Submitted by plygtr85 on Aug 7, 12 at 10:01am

    better idea...don't fuck a hipster.

  • Submitted by thatpeskyguy on Aug 7, 12 at 10:28am

    Why don't you go for a guy you can't share pants with...

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    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 7, 12 at 11:42am

    Don't shower or shave... He will jump on that ass faster than you can say free skinny jeans

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    Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Aug 7, 12 at 9:46am

    Ugh... too mainstream!

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    Submitted by Skittlehunter on Aug 7, 12 at 10:23am

    When you stare too long into the Instagram, the Instagram stares back into you....

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      Submitted by holliepop on Aug 8, 12 at 2:55am

      I think you should know how much your comment made me laugh. Answer: a lot.

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    Submitted by mattmac91 on Aug 7, 12 at 10:59am

    Hipsters smell bad

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    Submitted by souljehr on Aug 7, 12 at 4:57pm

    seducing a hipster? i'm pretty sure there is no work necessary. just spread em...

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    Submitted by bass80hz on Aug 7, 12 at 1:07pm

    He already did it before it was cool.

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    Submitted by Rabbit37 on Aug 7, 12 at 2:40pm

    You must be from Portland originally.

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    Submitted by adapa4 on Aug 7, 12 at 4:26pm

    That's like saying you wanna fuck a hippie.

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    Submitted by MeOlly on Aug 7, 12 at 11:22pm

    Gotta love Central Texas! :D

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    Submitted by seidel182 on Aug 7, 12 at 2:06pm

    Damn it UMHB