when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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better idea...don't fuck a hipster.
Why don't you go for a guy you can't share pants with...
Ugh... too mainstream!
Don't shower or shave... He will jump on that ass faster than you can say free skinny jeans
When you stare too long into the Instagram, the Instagram stares back into you....
I think you should know how much your comment made me laugh. Answer: a lot.
He already did it before it was cool.
Hipsters smell bad
Gotta love Central Texas! :D
That's like saying you wanna fuck a hippie.
You must be from Portland originally.
seducing a hipster? i'm pretty sure there is no work necessary. just spread em...
Damn it UMHB