I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Why not both?
I want someone to sweep me off the kitchen table.
Get your feet off the table
They might even be the same thing.
What if he swept you off your feet and then fucked you on the table? It happens, I promise. ;)
Indeed, why not both? I've done both to my lady.
Ah my lovely hometown of Orlando, such logic!!!
You can't have it both ways. Pick one and stick with it.
You mean "pick one UP and stick it IN". See? Both needs satisfied!