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  • Submitted by iBringtheFire on Jun 14, 12 at 4:54pm

    Why not both?

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 19, 12 at 11:58pm

      I want someone to sweep me off the kitchen table.

  • Submitted by hogfish on Jun 14, 12 at 9:37pm

    Get your feet off the table

  • Submitted by demonspawn0809 on Jun 14, 12 at 4:26pm

    They might even be the same thing.

  • Submitted by somebody_020202 on Jun 16, 12 at 2:35am

    What if he swept you off your feet and then fucked you on the table? It happens, I promise. ;)

  • Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 14, 12 at 7:07pm

    Indeed, why not both? I've done both to my lady.

  • Submitted by ashleyb413 on Jun 21, 12 at 12:27am

    Ah my lovely hometown of Orlando, such logic!!!

  • Submitted by bamajuice on Jun 14, 12 at 5:33pm

    You can't have it both ways. Pick one and stick with it.

    • Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 14, 12 at 9:13pm

      You mean "pick one UP and stick it IN". See? Both needs satisfied!