I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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It's always the tequila's fault, isn't it?
thats when you run and don't look back.
Dude, that happened to me too, except she kept going out to dance and they charged me while I was waiting for her...
At least you're still a real person, unlike the stripper.
Forty bucks a song and you don't even remember the private motorboatin? That sucks.
hahaha sucks to be you... and the girl kept dancing for the 17 songs... hmmmm
fucking. bitch. that sucks bro
In Russia fucks you...oh wait, it did.
This is the first TFLN that I wish I knew more. What happened after? How'd he get outta this pickle?
Just stab him in the throat and leave. Easy
What club was this at?
you'd think maybe a stripper would have a heart.. smh.
I'm just amused that there's a girl with a version of my old handle. (used to be justsomeguy83)
Hella unethical they should not charge she hella knew you were comatose that's messed, bro
Lol guys just can't handle tequila!!!
Omfg! You suck!
$700 for passing out?? That better have been some damn good tequila...
I bet she really didn't dance for 17 songs. Just sat back, and said to herself, 'lookit this dumb drunk fucker...I am gonna chill out and let it roll, see if he ever passes out on me again' \nOr she sucked and OP fell asleep which case hahahaha sucks.
Rule #1, never trust a stripper. Rule #2 don't pass out in the VIP! IDIOT