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  • It's always the tequila's fault, isn't it?

    Submitted by shanilyric on May 27, 10 at 12:27am
  • thats when you run and don't look back.

    Submitted by fresh on May 21, 10 at 4:40pm
  • Dude, that happened to me too, except she kept going out to dance and they charged me while I was waiting for her...

    Submitted by tinsleyjf on May 21, 10 at 6:59pm
  • Forty bucks a song and you don't even remember the private motorboatin? That sucks.

    Submitted by escodiesel on May 21, 10 at 5:03pm
  • At least you're still a real person, unlike the stripper.

    Submitted by chopperdog on May 21, 10 at 11:32pm
  • pahaha.. Florida.

    Submitted by cowgirlqt on May 21, 10 at 4:44pm
  • hahaha sucks to be you... and the girl kept dancing for the 17 songs... hmmmm

    Submitted by Mylastserenade on May 21, 10 at 5:01pm
  • In Russia fucks you...oh wait, it did.

    Submitted by imgumbydammit on May 21, 10 at 4:36pm
  • Just stab him in the throat and leave. Easy

    Submitted by niceman on May 22, 10 at 11:19am
  • I'm just amused that there's a girl with a version of my old handle. (used to be justsomeguy83)

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Aug 6, 10 at 11:46am
  • What club was this at?

    Submitted by Bella_Kai on May 22, 10 at 2:44am
  • you'd think maybe a stripper would have a heart.. smh.

    Submitted by justsomechick on May 21, 10 at 8:47pm
  • This is the first TFLN that I wish I knew more. What happened after? How'd he get outta this pickle?

    Submitted by Pud1899 on May 23, 10 at 9:42pm
  • fucking. bitch. that sucks bro

    Submitted by rhs2010 on May 22, 10 at 2:18pm
  • Hella unethical they should not charge she hella knew you were comatose that's messed, bro

    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 22, 10 at 12:26am
  • Lol guys just can't handle tequila!!!

    Submitted by britney09 on May 21, 10 at 4:59pm
  • Omfg! You suck!

    Submitted by maynard on May 22, 10 at 2:11am
  • $700 for passing out?? That better have been some damn good tequila...

    Submitted by A__C on May 21, 10 at 4:37pm
  • I bet she really didn't dance for 17 songs. Just sat back, and said to herself, 'lookit this dumb drunk fucker...I am gonna chill out and let it roll, see if he ever passes out on me again' \nOr she sucked and OP fell asleep which case hahahaha sucks.

    Submitted by killemall on Jun 22, 12 at 4:59am
  • Rule #1, never trust a stripper. Rule #2 don't pass out in the VIP! IDIOT

    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 12, 11 at 7:47pm